Subject: [xover][otaku-spam-fic] Monday Night in Kuroshio(complete)
From: Capnbungie
Date: 12/22/1997, 2:00 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com, Mech351614@aol.com, FarnisLoco@aol.com, siranime@juno.com

Here's a fanfic I just made up. Unlike my other ones, it's COMPLETE!!!!! Yay!!
I finished one!!!! Now I can start spell checking Dr. Thinker's fanfics....If
that's okay with him(I got A's on my spelling grades all this school year and
1/2 the last one).
Anyway, let the freak show begin.....................
Disclaimer: Flynn(aka mech351614) is owned by the Mafia(That's why I stopped
RPM), I am owned by No Tomorrow Productions, Farnis Durron is owned by
herself, as far as I know, and all other Characters, Likenesses, References,
Songs, etc. are owned by their respective owners and distributors.I just
needed to give myself a brain enema, and my keyboard was close by.
Warning: go check out the Manga Spawn Toy Line before reading this, and it'll
make a lot more sense.

                                   MONDAY NIGHT
                                           IN
                                       KUROSHIO

We stopped the car about two blocks away from the city. Flynn grumbled,"We
shoulda brought Farnis along with us,"as he stepped out of the car and popped
the trunk. He took a double-barreled shotgun with shoulder strap, illegally
modified semi auto uzi, and his sword. I glanced at it as I withdrew mine from
the car's backseat. It was an Irish clansword, one his father once had. Mine
was the same, except of Ethiopian make, and had a crescent moon engraved on
it. The moon was a symbol that I was not a full warrior, yet(Author's note:
Yes, we do own these swords, except that my dad's has a full moon on it.).
Their was only one that I knew of that had the full moon warrior symbol. 
His name is Chris, but that's another story.
after concealing the Hieroglyphic-covered scabbard which carried the sword on
my person, I had to choose my weapons too. I finally decided on a light armor
suit and   firebombs to go along with my sword. Me:"Look, Flynn, she probably
hasn't healed her hands yet, remember? Besides, we can handle it." Flynn:
"(swings shoulder strap over shoulder)Look, I'm just saying we could use some
backup. Stabilizing a universe isn't exactly a two-man job, you know."
Me:"Stop grumbling. besides, who would you _want_ to take on this suicide
mission?" Flynn:"The Eternal Lost Lurker." Me: "(groans) God, what do you have
against him, anyway?" 
Before he could answer, a blue flash of light and a small earthquake stopped
our conversation. "Come on, let's go," I said, praying I didn't sound as weak
as I thought I did.
                 *************snowflakes**************** 
Let me explain what's going on before I proceed. A new dimension has opened
up. Unfortunately, It has been sucking anime characters into it(Kuroshio is
the plot hole capital of the multiverse apparently), even fusioning them with
the world's denizens sometimes. 
The universe?  Manga Spawn.
****************************snowflakes****************************************
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We reached the battle while it was in full swing. The first thing I noticed
was Spawn(not the manga one) minus cape fighting Prince Endymion. Endymion
slashed across Spawn's chest, causing green necroplasmic blood to splash
across him. Spawn countered by pulling off a Dark Raven attack(really!; Eric's
got chains, Spawn's got chains; Eric's got a dark battle aura, Spawn's got a
dark battle aura;etc.) and the battle continued. The Dimensional Rift was the
second thing that caught my attention:It was coming from the ruins of a temple
that seemed to be the center of the huge melee. An explosion came close to me
and caused my leg to burn in pain. I cursed and took cover.<dammit!! I should
have watched my back!!>I reprimanded myself as I scoped the area for fusions.
What I saw was simply unbelievable.
Manga Clown had been fusioned with Happosai; and he was perfectly fine with
it, enjoying the tentacles and agility that came with being a bloated version
of a bug from Starship Troopers with tentacles coming out of the midsection
and his head popping out of the carapace.
He-or it-was dueling with The Goddess, who had been fusioned with who else but
Sailor Moon. She was wearing her battle helmet, but her distinct hair poked
out.
I took out my Macrobinoculars and hit the photo button. I had to; seeing the
Moon Goddess, even during battle, was one of the most perfect and beautiful
things I have ever seen. She was fending off Happo-Clown's tentacles with her
double-bladed staff, all while giving her speech about how she was gonna
Moondust his @$$. 
Manga Spawn had fusioned with Ranma, who was still getting used to the
controls of the battle suit. He wobbled around trying to dodge the Curse, who
had fusioned with an Angel; the Curse had no human parts left, and seemed a
little more sleek and powered.
Then Flynn came out of nowhere and started to take some chunks out of the
Curse, much to Ranma's relief.
Then I saw Ninja Spawn coming straight at me. I pulled out my sword, realized
that he was holding a Masamune, and groaned.
It's gonna be a long night.
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So, think it ended too abruptly? could've turned the Curse into something good
like Largo? Not enough battle scenes?
Same with me! that's why it's a spam-fic. However, I give everyone permission
to rewrite the story their way. enjoy.