Here is some filk, many thanks to my brother for all of his help ^_^

Ukyou's Okonomiyaki
Adapted from Shel Silverstein's "Peanut-Butter Sandwich" by the Mouse 
						and...someone else ^_-

I'll sing you a poem of a silly young thing
Her dalliance with Ranma, not quite a fling
Next to him, she loved but a single thing
And that was her own special okonomiyaki.

Her azure tresses and her garb
Her restaurant, itself a darb
Savory smells and odours guard
>From many an okonomiyaki.

Her cooks were all silly fools
Though she did try with clever rules
To teach them, her recipe to use
They could not learn to make okonomiyaki.

She sighed and cried and couldn't make
An inch of progress, give or take.
They could not learn to bake
Her own very special okonomiyaki.

With stifled yawn, and dimm'd light
She set about herself one night
To bake one extra special, extra light
And fluffy okonomiyaki.

At length she finished, to her delight
And, sitting down to take a bite
She found her mouth was stuck quite tight
>From that last mouthful of okonomiyaki.

To her aid, many came from far and wide
Ranma pulled and Nabiki pried
Alas, a weary and tearful Soun cried
For there was no loosening that okonomiyaki.

With drill and hammer came the doc
Ryoga heaved and banged and knocked,
But still those jaws stayed tightly locked.
Oh darn that last bit of okonomiyaki!

Genma came and tried with pliers
Kodachi leading off-key quires
Cologne, she even tried with fire
But couldn't melt that okonomiyaki.

With ropes and pulleys, drills and coil,
With steam and lubricating oil --
For twenty years of tears and toil --
They fought that awful okonomiyaki.

Then all Ranma's fiancees came
They hooked her jaws with toughened chains
And pulled both ways with might and main
Against that stubborn okonomiyaki.

Everyone in Nerima, girl and boy
Left off their evil plots and ploys
And pulled until KERACK! Oh, joy --
They broke right through that okonomiyaki.

A puff of dust, a screech, a squeak --
Ukyou's jaw opened with a creak.
And then in voice so faint and weak --
The first words they heard her speak
Were, "How about an okonomiyaki?"
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~ Squeek!  Pass the cheese...        ~
~ The few, the proud, the DBTFH! ^_^ ~
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