Subject: Merry X-Mas to one and all!!
From: Wing Wong
Date: 12/25/1997, 3:21 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Hey hey, FFML'ers. ^_^

Just wanted to say, "Have a merry Chistmas and a Happy New Year!"

*glances around* Hmm.. the room is empty.

{voice over} Yes, Wing. That's because alot of people are asleep and the
rest are probably slaving away at their fanfics/holidays.

Oh.. Umm.. can I leave a note?

{voice over} *groans* Wing.........

Yeah yeah. *scribbles down a note, a post-it no less* I'll just write this
down on a small note and post it up. ^_^;

{voice over} *glances at the note* Umm... Wing? Why are you including what
I say in the note? And.. why is the note on a 10'x10' post-it? Do they make
them that size?!?!???

They do now! ^_^ *glances at the large paper outlet across the street*

{voice over} *groans* Anyways... a Merry Christmas to one and all from Wing
and myself. Everyone have a safe and merry holiday this Winter and take care! 

*blinks* Umm... hey.. who they heck are you?

{voice over} *blinks back* Umm.. I'm.. uh.... your.. soul! That's it.. your
soul!

... right..

{voice over} Okay, fine. I'm the voice of SaTaN! And I've tucked your soul
away for the holidays!!!

... *taps foot* ...

{voice over} Okay okay.. I'm just an echo in your mind reflecting your
points of view in a rather less than original way to alleviate the sense of
a monologue in what would have otherwise been a short and to the point
holiday greeting.

... uh.. okay... Well.... MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!! ^_^

[ Really, Merry Christmas. ^_^ .... Umm.. this is the end of the email. ;)
*cracks whip* Get back to work on that fanfic! ^_- *giggles* Just kidding.
Have fun and be cool to each other! ]

X-Mas greets to one and all,

Wing. {If ya don't know me, that's fine. ^_^ *sniffle*}