Kun-chan {Mistress of the Lemon} wrote...

Ah, I remember the fun old days of the ML, back when we could write
anything we liked, and we had fun doing it ... Back in my day, moderators
like this weren't tolerated! I remember we used to string up anyone who
even asked us politely to stop! The only person we stopped for was
WhiteWolf in one of his rants, and we only did that if we actually read
what he said! My, those were the days ...

*overly dramatic sigh*

Yeah! Fight the power, baby!!! I thought I was the only one crazy enough to
mess  with the despo- er, moderator known as Tybalt. Of course, i'm not one of
those hugely popular authors who actually has a fan base, so I have to resort
to rank insults to get people's attention. Hey, it's easier than finishing
actual fic. Spam is good for you, dammit!!

-Mercutio
"A plague 'a both your houses!"