(Flashman is reading fanfics, while eating a bowl of popcorn.)

<"Do you -really- look like that?" Mousse asked, shock and 
disappointment dripping from his voice.>

(Flashman swallows a kernal down the wrong pipe.)

COUGH COUGH COUGH!  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, that was GREAT.

The Flashman

May The Spirit Preserve You!