Hi, I just wrote this coz' I was bored. C&C's welcomed.


 A Spiderman/Ranma Crossover.
Starring
Ranma=Spiderman
Green Goblin=Ryouga
Carnage= Kuno’s dad.
Venom=Kuno
Black Cat= Ukyou
Nabiki=King Pin

Ranma sat down, enjoying his snack of potato chips, as he watched the
television. He didn’t usually eat junk food, but it was preferable to
Akane’s cooking. And besides, he thought he deserved a celebration. He
had managed to avoid Akane’s cooking for several days now. Kasumi had
gotten too sick to cook, and the duty had fallen to…urgh, Akane.
Needless to say, everyone disappeared when mealtime came.
 “ I’m back,” Akane chirped cheerfully, as she set the grocery bags
down. “ Ranma, are you going anywhere??” She said, with a innocent smile
on her face.
 “ Huh? Umm.no.”  Ranma absent mindedly replied. He did not notice her
smile widen in response.
 “Good,” She said as she walked into the kitchen without Ranma noticing.
Alarm bells went off in his head, as it tried to warn him of impending
doom but Ranma ignored it.
 After several minutes, during a commercial break. Ranma contemplated
her words. ‘Why did she ask me that?’ ‘Did she go shopping? Why did she
buy so much groceries?’ Then it hit him, ‘OH NO! She went into the
kitchen!!! She’s gonna COOK!!!’ He thought, holding his head with both
heads. “NO!! I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!”
 “What was that?” Akane’s head poked out of the kitchen, glaring at him.

 “Uh…nothing,” he didn’t want to be hit by her mallet again, though that
was preferable to her cooking.  He waited till she went back into the
kitchen, before speeding out of the house at a speed more suitable for
drag racing.
 ‘Phew made it,’ he thought. ‘Safe, safe at last!!’
 “DIE RANMA!!”
 ‘Okay, maybe not so safe after all.’ He turned around to see Ryouga in
his other identity, the Green Pig!.  Ryouga was standing on a floating,
upturned umbrella, dressed in a corny green pig suit. Sighing Ranma ran,
Ryouga following behind him. Turning around a corner, Ranma jumped into
a trash can, transforming into Spiderman. Jumping out, he faced Ryouga.
“What did I do now?”
 “ You made my life hell!” Ryouga yelled, as he charged Ranma, throwing
bandanna bombs.
 “ Long time to be bearing a grudge isn’t it?” Ranma  dodged his bombs,
while trying to get close enough to punch Ryouga.
 So they fought, battling across Nerima, until they came across a
familiar house.
 “Splash!” The old woman’s aim was unerring to say the least. With one
toss, she had managed to splash both Ranma and Ryouga. This posed no
problem to Ranma, except his spandex was not too big, which made it
quite uncomfortable. However Ryouga was turned into a pig, and his
costume fell onto him, trapping him as he tried to find his way out of
it.
 Sighing, Ranma turned, walking back to the Dojo. It should take Ryouga
one or two days to find his way out of the costume, at least he would
have that much peace at last.
 Meanwhile in the Kuno Mansion, two individuals were fighting a battle.
One was red all over, while the other was dark blue.
 “ Haha!! I’ll shave you yet Tachi!!” Carnage laughed, as he formed
shears using his symbiote.
 “Away from me Mad man!” Venom growled, as he leveled it bokken at
Carnage. “Or face the wrath of Venom! Blue thunder of Furinkan!”

 In the Tendo house, or more specifically, in Nabiki’s Room. A certain
individual was chuckling evilly as she looked over her balance sheets.
 “ Ha ha!! With the money I make over the Spiderman fights, and toys, Im
rich! Bwah hah ha! Nobody can stop me, not even Spiderman, and certainly
not his sidekick, the Black Spatula!! Ha ha ha!”

 Somewhere out ther, Ranma and Ukyou sneezed.