Author's foreword:

Reading Ranma/Play's dialogue in "A Stained Glass Mind" got me
thinking. What if some of the Ranma cast started showing less
sexual restraint like Play did? Shampoo would have a much better
chance of seducing Ranma, for one. What about Akane's reaction to
a naked Ryouga in her bed?

I know this would never happen in the real Ranmaverse (barring
something like Passion Spice), but I decided to write it anyway
for fun. :) I am trying to keep the characterization accurate
though, besides the fact that everyone will not be showing as
much restraint as they normally would.

Enough of my babbling. On to the story. :)

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"Ohhh Ranma darling...more...oooohhh", moaned the girl as Ranma
continued his ministrations on her nether regions. "Such divine
bliss, my love...ooohhh...aaaahhh...I'm coming...aaahhh..." she
cried, passing over the brink of orgasm, her love juices spilling
all over Ranma's face.

Raising his head up from her flower, Ranma brought his face in
close with hers, whispering "I love you, Kodachi-chan" as their
lips touched, and gave her a deep passionate kiss...

"AAAAHHHHH!!!!" Ranma sat up on his futon, sweating. A few feet
away from him, Genma-panda snored soundly. "Man, that's the last
time I eat Akane's cooking before bed. Me and Kodachi..." Ranma
shuddered at the vivid memory of his dream. The early morning
rays of the sun had already started to shine through the window,
so Ranma decided to get up for an early morning workout.

Standing outside the dojo near the koi pond, Ranma paused briefly
to admire the scenery before doing some warm-up exercises. *Me
and Kodachi...honestly. She's got to be one of the worst things
that's happened to me since pop and I came to Nerima. Besides,
I'd rather do it with Shampoo...* Ranma paused as visions of
Shampoo's body passed through his mind; Shampoo glomping onto
him, her ample breasts pressing into him; Shampoo, naked with him
in the bath... *Shimatta, what the heck am I thinking?! Am I
turning into some sort of hentai?* Ranma finished his warm-up
exercises and began flawlessly executing a series of complex
kata, the smooth fluid motions calming his body as he continued
to think. *Akane would kill me if she caught me thinking about
that! Stupid tomboy, I can't understand why she gets so jealous
all the time...she DOES have a nice body though...* Ranma
blushed, as he remembered the time he had inadvertently seen
Akane naked in the bath. *And what about Ukyou? She sure looked
hot in her bathing suit that time on the beach. I'd love to
cuddle up against her naked body, and feel her...Kuso! I AM
turning into a hentai! What's with me today...* Ranma continued
executing his morning kata with a troubled look on his face as he
tried to sort out his feelings, with little success.

Genma walked out of the dojo into the warm morning sun and
stretched, getting the kinks out of his muscles. Looking towards
the koi pond, he saw his son going through a series of kata. He
decided to start their daily sparring session with a surprise
attack this time. Making as little noise as possible, Genma crept
up closer to Ranma and launched a jump-kick...

Ranma saw the attack coming, and grabbed Genma by the foot at the
last possible moment, throwing him across the lawn. Genma went
into a roll to lessen the impact, and stood up to face Ranma. The
fight was on.

The early Sunday morning signs of life began to permeate the
dojo. Soun sat in his chair, reading the morning paper. Kasumi
was preparing breakfast as usual. Nabiki sat at the table waiting
for breakfast to be ready, while Akane stood on the porch of the
dojo watching the fight. After a while, Kasumi called out that
breakfast was ready. Akane walked over to where the two
combatants were sparring to call them to breakfast.

Ranma threw Genma in the pond, sending a big wave of water
splashing out, hitting a very surprised Akane and drenching her
thoroughly from head to toe. The water also hit Ranma himself,
causing the expected change. Akane glared daggers at Ranma. "Hey,
watch it!" "Its not my fault a kawaiikune tomboy like you has to
get in the way." "Why you... Ranma no BAKA!!" Akane whipped out
her mallet from her pocket dimension, malleting Ranma hard
sending him sailing up into the sky courtesy of Akane Airlines.

Shampoo was humming a pleasant Chinese tune while working in the
kitchen of the Nekohanten, preparing for the morning customers.
Suddenly, she heard a loud crash outside. Opening the back door,
she saw a wet and unconscious Ranma-chan surrounded by the pile
of trash cans she had knocked over on her abrupt landing. Going
to her future husband's side in concern, she lifted the smaller
girl onto her back and carried her into the Nekohanten.

Ranma awakened to the feel of a damp cloth on her forehead. She
slowly opened her eyes, taking note of her surroundings. She was
lying on a futon, with a few blankets pulled over her. Looking up
she saw Shampoo, who had a concerned look on her face. Taking in
her surroundings, she deduced that she was in Shampoo's room and
that Shampoo must have brought her there after her painful
landing.

"Ranma you awake now. Airen okay?" asked Shampoo.

"...last time I ever let my guard down around that kawaiikune
tomboy..." grumbled Ranma as she groggily sat up, the damp cloth
falling on her lap. "Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks for bringing me in
here Shampoo."

The look of concern on Shampoo's face was quickly replaced by one
of joy. She enthusiastically glomped onto Ranma. "Shampoo so
happy that you all right. You come visit Shampoo, yes? You miss
Shampoo?"

For the first time, Ranma was acutely aware of Shampoo's body
pressed into hers. She could feel Shampoo's breasts pressed
tightly onto her body, the sweet scent of Shampoo's hair filling
her nostrils. At the same time, she could feel a slight tingling
between her legs, the close proximity of Shampoo's luscious body
arousing her. Being caught slightly off-balance by her arousal,
Ranma did not immediately tense up at Shampoo's embrace as she
usually did.

Shampoo noticed that Ranma did not tense up immediately like she
usually did, but she did not return the hug either. Shampoo was
getting increasingly frustrated; unbeknownst to Ranma, she had
acquired some nude pictures of Ranma in both forms from Nabiki,
most in very sexy poses. For the past week, she had masturbated
thinking about Ranma and even once thought that Ranma was there
in her room having sex with her, but was disappointed when it
turned out to be only a dream. Shampoo's sexual tension had been
steadily building up over the last few days and she couldn't take
it much longer; she would seduce Ranma right there, right then.

The kiss and the amount of ferocity in it caught Ranma completely
off-guard. Shampoo had Ranma in a lip-lock, kissing the smaller
girl passionately as her hands caressed Ranma's breasts. Ranma
instinctively tensed up in Shampoo's grasp, but relaxed a bit as
she began to feel aroused from Shampoo's touch. As Shampoo moved
her hands lower on Ranma's body, she realized what Shampoo
wanted.

*Shimatta, what have I gotten myself into?* thought Ranma/Yang.
*Can I give Shampoo what she wants? What about my engagement to
Akane, and what about Ucchan? If I go through with this, then I
will have to marry Shampoo.*

*No you don't,* admonished Ranma/Yin. *All this 'no sex before
marriage' crap, I think its boring. I say go for it Ranma. She IS
one of your fiancees after all, and she's right here, and she's
definitely very willing to do this with you. If you reject her
now, you'll break her heart. Besides, I think she's cute.*

*What about Akane, and the promise oyaji made to Soun-ojisan? And
what of Ucchan? They're both my fiancees too. The honor of the
Saotome clan is at stake here!* said Yang.

*Ahh shut up, its not like everyone's going to know about this.
Let's have some fun with Shampoo-chan!* said Yin, as she pulled
out a mallet and knocked Yang out. She then giggled cutely and
said, *Now go get her Ranma!*

With that decision made for her, Ranma concentrated herself on
the matter at hand. While the inner battle was going on between
Yin and Yang, Shampoo had already finished opening up Ranma's
shirt (who wasn't wearing a bra, as usual), exposing her shapely
breasts. The love juices had already started to flow between
Ranma's legs, as Shampoo cupped Ranma's with her breasts, feeling
the soft firm mounds.

Ranma gently caressed Shampoo's cheek with her hand, as she
returned Shampoo's kisses in earnest. The two finally had to
break off their kiss for air, and Shampoo moved her mouth over to
Ranma's right breast and began sucking on it. Shampoo pulled down
her pants to her ankles, stepping out of them as she began
working on undoing Ranma's pants.

Ranma helped Shampoo push down her pants to her ankles, moaning
in pleasure as Shampoo flicked her tongue over her sensitive
nipple. Shampoo took more of Ranma's breast into her mouth, as
she traced a hand along the length of Ranma's slit. Gently
parting the delicate petals of Ranma's womanhood, Shampoo
tentatively slipped a finger inside her cunt, feeling the warm
tight wetness close around her finger.

Ranma sighed in pleasure as she felt Shampoo's finger enter her
cunt. She spread her legs invitingly, and creamed her breast
deeper into Shampoo's mouth. Shampoo eagerly obliged Ranma's sign
of wanting more, as she sucked her breast harder. She plunged two
more fingers into Ranma's cunt, and began fucking her in earnest.
Ranma's love juices really started to flow now, covering
Shampoo's fingers with its sweet scent, some of it dripping onto
the futon.

Ranma was quickly approaching orgasm. Shampoo had directed her
attentions from Ranma's breasts and was finger-fucking her
enthusiastically. Her tongue darted along the length of Ranma's
slit, licking up some of the love juices that leaked out. With a
final thrust of her fingers, Ranma's body tensed up and she cried
out in pleasure as the waves of orgasm washed over her. Shampoo
felt Ranma's cunt tighten around her fingers, and eagerly lapped
up all of the love juices that leaked out of Ranma's cunt.

Ranma lay down on her back as the last pleasurable waves of
orgasm washed over her body. Her gaze locked on Shampoo and she
smiled at the purple-haired girl. "Wow, you sure know how to make
a guy happy." Shampoo smiled back at her. "Shampoo been saving
body just for Ai Ren." She giggled, "Ai Ren want come get?"

Ranma quickly obliged, as she helped Shampoo slip out of her
shirt (who was also not wearing a bra, as usual), leaving her
completely naked. She spent a few seconds admiring Shampoo's
shapely luscious curves, before she leaned in to kiss Shampoo,
tasting the musky flavour of her own love juices in Shampoo's
mouth.

After breaking off the kiss, Ranma moved her mouth down to
Shampoo's breasts. She flicked her tongue against one of the
nipples, before taking Shampoo's right breast into her mouth and
sucking gently. After sucking on Shampoo's breast for a while,
she moved on to the left one. Meanwhile her hands moved down to
Shampoo's nether regions, cupping her womanhood and gently
tracing her fingers along Shampoo's love petals.

Ranma finished sucking on Shampoo's left breast. She flipped
Shampoo over, so that Shampoo was lying above her on the futon in
the 69 position, their breasts pressed firmly into each other.
Gently parting the petals of Shampoo's sex with her hands, she
started licking the taller girl. Shampoo did the same, and the
two girls began licking each other's cunts and moaning with
pleasure.

"Aaaaahhhh....oooohhhh....Shamp...ooooohhhh...lick me harder,"
moaned Ranma.

"Ranm...aaaahhhhhh.....wo da....ai ren....aaaaahhhhhh," mewled
Shampoo.

The room soon became filled with the sweet scent of both girls'
love juices as they attacked each other's cunts vigorously,
bringing each other to multiple orgasms over and over again until
they were both worn out from the pleasurable excursion and fell
asleep on the futon naked in each other's arms.

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Meanwhile at the Tendou Dojo, Ryouga was talking to Kasumi.

"Kasumi-san, is Nabiki-san in?" asked Ryouga.

"Hai Ryouga-kun, she's upstairs in her room. Shall I take you to
her?" answered Kasumi.

Ryouga gratefully accepted Kasumi's offer to lead him upstairs,
lest he get lost again.

Nabiki looked up from her paperwork as there was a knock on her
door. She got up from her desk and walked over to the door,
unlocking and opening it to reveal Kasumi and Ryouga standing
outside.

"Nabiki, Ryouga-kun wants to see you about something," said
Kasumi.

"Sure, thanks oneechan," said Nabiki as she let Ryouga in her
room and closed the door behind him. "What's this about Ryouga-
kun?"

"Nabiki-san, I need some help, with Akane..." answered Ryouga.

Ryouga could not believe his luck. Nabiki had agreed to help him,
and was going to do so for a low price. When he asked her why,
she deftly replied that she could see that Ryouga cared a lot
about Akane, and that in her opinion the relationship between
Ranma and Akane was not going to last. He thought that Nabiki's
plan was somewhat strange though; she had instructed him to go to
Akane as P-chan (she had known about his curse for a while, and
promised to keep it a secret...for a fee) and leave the rest to
her. When he tried to get the details of the plan from her, she
told him to just play along.

Deciding to trust Nabiki's intuition, Ryouga removed his backpack
and umbrella setting them on the ground, and jumped into the koi
pond. A wet P-chan emerged, shaking the water off of himself and
proceeded to climb out of the pond...heading away from the Tendou
house. Fortunately for him, Akane happened to come by and picked
up her pet, nuzzling him in the crook of her arm as she proceeded
to take P-chan into the house. "Why P-chan, you're soaking wet!
Come inside and mommy will give you a nice hot bath," said Akane.
P-chan immediately tensed up at the word 'bath', squirming to get
out of Akane's grasp but to no avail.

>From her hiding spot behind the corner of the dojo, Nabiki winked
at P-chan and gave him a thumbs-up.

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Akane held an unconscious P-chan with a trickle of blood running
down his nose in her arms. He had promptly fainted when she began
to take off her bra. Akane finished disrobing, depositing her
pants in the hamper and slid open the door to the furo. Noticing
that P-chan was still wearing his bandanna, she untied it and
tossed it in the hamper too then stepped in, closing the door
behind her.

P-chan awoke to a pretty sight. Akane happened to be holding him
just in front of her crotch, and the pink slit of her shaved
pussy was fully visible. He was about to faint again when he felt
the steam from the hot water in the furo around him. *Shimatta,
if I touch that hot water and change back what will Akane think!
I've got to get out of here!* thought P-chan, as he squirmed
desperately in Akane's grasp. "Don't be scared P-chan, its only
hot water. Now mommy's going to give you a nice hot bath," said
Akane as she put him into the furo.

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Author's Notes:

Regarding Ryouga's bandanna, if anyone can tell me how it works
(isn't he supposed to have an infinite supply?) I would be
grateful. I had Akane take it off of P-chan in the bathroom scene
and there was only one. My rationale is that Shiratori Azusa had
no problem removing the bandanna when she put the pink collar on
P-chan.

Like I said at the beginning of this story, I am trying to keep
the characters IC, but sometimes I have to stretch them a bit to
setup the lemon scenes. I think Shampoo going all out and trying
to seduce Ranma (never mind that she's a girl) is explained well
enough by Shampoo's built-up sexual tension, but I am not so sure
about Ranma. Ranma has been shown to be reluctant to kiss Shampoo
even when no one else is watching (the Instant Nannichuan episode
in the anime), and here he is responding to Shampoo's advances.
If anyone has any thoughts on this please let me know.

As for Akane and Ryouga, here is what I am thinking of doing in
Chapter 2. Perhaps Akane has had a secret crush on Ryouga but was
too shy to say anything (just like when she had a crush on
Tofu-sensei), especially since she is engaged to Ranma. Maybe she
even knew about Ryouga's curse (perhaps from Nabiki) but decided
to keep P-chan as her pet so she could be close to Ryouga. The
idea I have right now is that Nabiki tells Akane about her
meeting with Ryouga and his love for Akane; Akane decides to make
her move on Ryouga starting by dumping P-chan into the furo of
hot water (Nabiki helped with the plan) and taking things from
there (can you say lemon?). Any experts on characterization here
want to lend me a hand and give me comments about this idea? :)

Also how do you guys think I should continue the scene in
Shampoo's room? Ranma-chan wakes up beside a sleeping Shampoo,
and realizes that she had sex and the full implications of what
she did are starting to kick in. (What about the honor of the
Saotome clan? etc.)

An idea I have been toying with is introducing a "Nullifier" into
the fic (this would happen in Chapter 2 or 3); a cure of sorts
for Ranma's curse, except that Ranma is split up into a boy side
and a girl side; Ranma-kun and Ranma-chan. Ranma-chan would not
be able to continue the relationship with Shampoo due to Amazon
laws (yes I intend to continue this relationship, not like a
certain fanfic author who had Ranma use Shampoo for sex then dump
for Akane...heh no offense Kusanagi-san :). Since Amazon laws
require an Amazon who is defeated by a female outsider to kill
that outsider, lesbian relationships are probably not tolerated
by the Amazons. Ranma-kun would be able to continue the
relationship with Shampoo of course. In Zen's "The Long and
Winding Road, Part 1", Ukyou told Ranma that she would love him
even if he was stuck in his cursed form permanently. So if I
introduce the Nullifier into the picture, Ranma-chan will almost
certainly end up with Ukyou. (The Tendou's seem to be the
traditional type; a marriage between Ranma-CHAN and Akane
probably would not cut it.)

You know, if I can get this Nullifier thing and a few other plot
points right, I will have solved Ranma's fiancee problem. :) With
Ranma-kun paired up with Shampoo and Ranma-chan paired up with
Ukyou, the Amazon laws and Ranma's engagement to Ukyou can be
satisfied. The promise that the Tendou and Saotome clans be
united can also be satisfied, if I can write it so that Genma
adopts Ryouga into his family. (Anyone have cultural information
about this sort of adoption?)

I don't have much experience writing in prose format, so if I'm
doing something wrong please let me know. Same goes for the lemon
scenes.

Any and all C&C is very welcome and greatly appreciated. MSTs
would be great as well. Please direct all C&C etc. to
pmak@cs.dal.ca (if you post it on the fanfic mailing list, please
send it directly to pmak@cs.dal.ca as well so that pine flags it
as addressed to me).

For those of you who are waiting for part 2 of "Ukyou and Shampoo
get down on Ranma", its on hold for now as I work on this fic. I
came down with a case of writer's block. Perhaps some C&C/MST
will help jog my creativity. :) *hint hint*

And now a sneak preview at what I have written so far in Chapter
2 (it may change depending on C&C):

P-chan felt the familiar change as his body expanded and he
reverted back to his human state. The transformation raising his
eye-level out of the furo, Ryouga came face to face with a
smiling Akane.

"Aaahhh!!!! That is, I mean, I didn't mean to...uhh, that
is...Akane I...please don't... I was just..." babbled Ryouga
frantically as he tried to explain himself to Akane.

"Its ok, Ryouga-kun," said Akane reassuringly. "The truth is,
Nabiki told me about your curse a few days after I met you as
P-chan.

(...Akane has had a crush on Ryouga and finally decided to make
her move on him after Nabiki told her that Ryouga was interested
in her. Lemon scene follows...)

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-Philip Mak (pmak@cs.dal.ca)