Subject: [Spamfic] Bweeeeee!
From: Chris Hall
Date: 1/5/1998, 1:53 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I did not write this, I am merely forwarding it. Please send all C&C or
comments to:
catnip_kun@hotmail.com

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Hi all,

This is my first attempt at a writing a fanfiction, and I am rather 
pleased with how it looks so far.  Please do tell me what you think, and 
any help with punctuation, ect..., would be appreciated.
(V 1.02 has a few minor changes for grammer and readability.)


Thanks!

Catnip

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Bweeeeee!

A spamfic by Catnip of Sempai.
(We are otaku...you *will* be assimilated!)


"Ne...Ryooga-kun?"

Lulled by the dulcet tones, P-chan looked up from his place on the 
floor, beaming at the smiling goddess as she sat on her bed, grinning 
mischievously down at him.  She was wearing that blue dress of hers that 
always showed off her feminine figure so well.  Lost in her smile and 
endlessly deep black eyes, he gazed, mesmerized.

P-chan stared up at Akane, and her adorable grin got even wider.  He 
thought his heart would explode from the simple happiness that her smile 
gave him, like bright sunlight through stained glass.

"Gotcha...Ryooga-kun"  Akane whispered, her smile widening further into 
something akin to a cat looking at too much cream.  Only then did P-chan 
see the predatory gleam hidden in the twinkle of her eyes.

*SHE....SHE KNOWS!*  Ryooga thought.  Terrorized, his nervous system did 
the only thing it could come up with on such short notice, and he 
fainted with a single, gurgling "Bweeeee!"

                   *     *     *     *     *


P-chan woke up in a panic, jumping out of Akane's warm, soft arms with a 
frightened squeal.  Panting, he looked up at his angel, who was sleeping 
in her bed and smiling softly in the moonlight coming through the 
window.

He crouched on the floor, panting and looking at her for the slightest 
trace of what had happened.  She cutely mumbled something in her sleep 
and pulled her arms further into herself, as if hugging him closer.  
Finally, he realized what had happened.

*I had that dream again, didn't I?*

P-chan shook his head, trying to clear out the maze of conflicting 
emotions.  Why did he keep having these dreams?  Was his conscience 
poking at him in some twisted, cruel way?  He loved being her pet; loved 
the closeness and her affection more than his own life.

*But is it really fair to her, not knowing?*

Confused, P-chan wandered out of the cracked-open door to go think by 
himself for a while.

                   *     *     *     *     *


Akane waited until P-chan had left, then buried her face in her pillow, 
giggling until her stomach felt tight and she was gasping for breath.

*This is....so....much....fun!*

*Maybe tomorrow I'll give him a bath!* she thought, then was immediately 
immobilized by another fit of giggling into her pillow.

When she could breathe again, she rolled up on her back, closing her 
eyes.  Another evil grin spread across her cheeks as she thought of all 
of the ways she could encourage Ryooga's conscience to torture him, the 
next time she saw him in man form.  

Her conscious nagged her, and for a moment she questioned whether what 
she was doing was really fair to Ryooga. She shrugged it off, knowing 
that he could end it at any time, by simply telling her the secret that 
he thought he kept.  

*Ranma's gonna really be pissed though, when I tell him I still want my 
pet.* she thought, smiling as she pictured another delicious argument 
between them.  Tension raising her adrenaline; anger covering the 
insatiable desire she felt for him, when he was angry at her.

Briefly, she wondered if she could keep fooling Ryooga; wondered if she 
should let up on him for a while.

*Nah!* she thought, rolling over to get some sleep.  After all, this was 
the fifth time this week...


Catnip


C, C, and "You Sick Puppy, you!" comments gladly accepted at 
catnip_kun@hotmail.com