Subject: [shortfic][SM] "Lights, camera, action!"
From: Matthew Campbell
Date: 1/13/1998, 8:52 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

"Lights, camera, action!"

A Sailor Moon Shortfic

Disclaimer:  Sailor Moon created by Naoko Takeuchi, who if the little 
notes she drops in Mixxzine are any indication, sounds like a rather fun 
person.



	The senshi gazed in horror at the mist-covered ruins surrounding 
them as Endymion completed his explanation.  Finishing, the 
king-turned-phantom led his visitors from the future deeper into the 
fog.
	The scene stayed exactly the same for one minute, then two, then 
three.  Suddenly, a voice called out, "Cut!  OK people, that's a wrap!  
Let's get everything cleared out."
	There was a loud thumping sound, as of a machine grinding to a 
halt.  The mists began to thin out, revealing the small device that had 
been generating the concealing cloud cover.  A horde of workers poured 
out of concealment and began attacking the landscape with gusto, 
revealing the "city" to be nothing more than a collection of cutouts and 
stage props.  Standing in the center of the activity was Sailor Mars, 
looking rather pleased with herself.
	A man holding a clipboard walked up to the senshi and cleared 
his throat meaningfully.  She nodded to him.
	"Lady Mars, Team Alpha reports that the dragon is working 
perfectly.  However, they're still a bit concerned that it's movements 
don't look truly natural."
	Mars rolled her eyes back and sighed.  "Perfectionists, the lot 
of them!  Why can't everybody just learn to relax?  Tell them I've seen 
the dragon and it looks and *moves* just like the one I saw when I was 
young."
	The man made an affirmative gesture and wrote something on his 
clipboard.  Rather than go anywhere, he simply watched the 'stagehands' 
continue to work on the landscape, fixing it so that the illusion would 
carry from a distance, rather than nearby in a fog.  Mars noted that the 
man's expression seemed rather moody.
	"Is something wrong... uh, I'm afraid I don't know your name."
	He turned to her and responded, "I'm Shin Takahashi."  Shin 
seemed to struggle with himself before continuing, "It's just that...."
	"Yes?"
	"Well all of this seems a bit much.  The holograms, the robots, 
the droids, and all those actors who had to learn to act like Nemesians. 
 It's all taken decades to put together for something that's only 
supposed to last a few days.  Was all this really necessary."
	Sailor Mars considered a few moments.  "Centuries, actually."
	"Huh?"
	"We've been designing and planning this for centuries.  It's 
only that we waited till forty or fifty years ago to start actually 
building anything.  Yes, it's all really necessary.  Do you remember 
what happened when the Nemesians showed up?"
	Shin was a bit taken aback.  "Well of course, everybody knows 
that.  They showed up, made a few threats, tried to attack, and we 
slapped them down.  We destroyed the demon guiding them and Queen 
Serenity healed them of its influence."
	Mars quirked her mouth.  "Yes, but the only way we were able to 
do that was because we knew they were coming.  In fact, we knew they 
were coming for a thousand years, and we had all that time to prepare.  
That was the problem you see."
	"A thousand years ago, our past selves were visited by attackers 
from the future.  Through a complicated series of events, we defeated 
them and made the future safe once more.  The problem is that we saw a 
devastated city.  We were told the invaders had done untold damage.  How 
could we just sit back, knowing that was coming, and do nothing to try 
to stop it?"
	Outraged, Shin shouted, "You couldn't!"
	"Right, we couldn't.  However, that still left the problem of 
the timeline.  If we stopped the invaders, then our past selves would 
never be invaded, which meant we wouldn't know to stop them, which meant 
we wouldn't stop them, which meant we would stop them....."
	Shin muttered, "I think my head's starting to hurt."
	"Temporal paradoxes will do that to you.  Suffice it to say that 
Sailor Pluto warned us of some rather nasty consequences of meddling 
with course of events.  It seemed like we were going to be stuck with 
the deaths of all those people on our hands.  Then we had an idea...."
	Shin looked confused, "Your idea was to put on a show?"
	Mars nodded her head enthusiastically.  'To put on a show, 
exactly!  We're faking the whole Black Moon war!  Our past selves will 
still see everything, still experience everything, that we did the first 
time around.  The only difference is that everything is going to be an 
illusion, a trick, a shell without any reality behind it.  None of it is 
real!"
	Looking doubtful, her companion ventured, "But won't your past 
selves really be attacking?  I mean...."
	"We have the advantage of knowing in advance what's going to 
happen.  We know how to make the droids hold up until exactly the right 
moment, how to fake being effected by Sailor Moon's healing, we've even 
got a way to fake demonic possession."  Her face clouded.  "I hate to 
think what the princess is going to go through, but we can't manage 
without her.  At least she'll be OK in the end."
	Shin hesitantly asked, "Um, I heard some rumors about some 
actresses being trapped in the past."
	"Yes, they have to stay back there for a few months, until our 
past selves stop keeping track of them.  We're going to let them keep 
the powers we granted them when we change them back to their normal 
appearance, so I think it's a fair exchange.  Are there any other 
questions, Shin?"
	"Well, I was wondering about one thing.  Who came up with this 
idea?  Was it the Queen, Sailor Mercury, or Sailor Pluto herself, 
maybe?"
	Mars chuckled, "Actually it was Sailor Mercury.  Minako always 
did want to direct......"

The end.

-- Matthew Campbell E-mail me at mgcampb@clemson.edu