[TNT] Ranma:Masta' Playa [REVISED]
Well I really should have waited for Cindy's comments. Sorry I have learned a lesson in patience and uh, some other stuff. Here
is the revised version
I have read some discriptions of how good looking Ranma is and I couldn't
help, but laugh at some of them. So I decided to write this story.
Ryoucilo
Ranma: Masta' Playa
Ranma is walking down the street with two foxy ladies on both of his arms.
He is looking more studlier than ever, with his gold chain necklace and his
shirt unbuttoned to show off his godly physique. Ranma is wearing shades and is
looking
mighty satisfied since as how he's got two foxy ladies hanging on his arms.
Ranma:Hey you ladies are so sexy that I would like to have sex with you!
The two foxy ladies laugh at Ranma's irresistible charm when suddenly...
Kodachi:Keep away from Ranma-sama he's mine!
Kodachi is finer and sexier than ever before so of course Ranma wants to
have sax with
her. Ranma looks at the two foxy ladies and throws them away.
Ranma:Okay, baby I am all yours.
Shampoo jumps out.
Shampoo is just as sexy-looking as Kodachi.
Ranma:Oh no! You two are just as equally sexy! I can't decide!
Kodachi:Okay can we solve that problem! Shampoo, I challenge you to a pointless
(and degrading) cat-fight!
Shampoo and Kodachi start to beat each other up in a very degrading sort of
cat-fight that really turns *real* men on. Ranma can't stand two sexy ladies fighting over him.
Ranma:Hey! Ladies! Stop fighting over me! I've made my decision!
Kodachi and Shampoo stop fighting to look longingly at Ranma who is looking
more studlier by the minute.
Kodachi and Shampoo:Well?
Ranma:You two ladies are so fine and so sexy that I have to sleep with you
both at the same time!
The two girls are extremely flattered to have such an offer by a masta playa
like Ranma and run up and grab hold of
his arms. Ranma smiles.
Ranma:Okay, you ladies are so incredibly attractive! Allow me the pleasure of
escorting you to the bedroom.
Kodachi and Shampoo go off into the sunset holding Ranma's arms.
The End
I would also like to appologize again for my lack of patience in not waiting for
C&C. That's sort ot happens when I write spamfics. It won't happen again.
Watch out for da' sequel where Ranma teaches Ryouga how to get the fine (and sexy) Akane into the sack!
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.