Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 17:19:18 -0500 (EST)
From: Jessica Faith Hardy <jhardy@campbellsvil.edu>
To: Bravoexo <mercedfb@pworld.net.ph>
Cc: Fanfic Mailing List <fanfic@fanfic.com>
Subject: [FFML][C&C/MST] [R1/2][Fanfic] The Girl... PLUS A SPECIAL 

OFFER on "MAMA'S HAND!"

<snip highly amusing MST of equally amusing fic>

Cerina: Now, for the IMPORTANT NEWS.....

(LilTigre yanks back a curtain with her fangs to reveal a hideously
scientific device crowding one end of the room.)

Cerina: How many FFMLers have dreamed of slowly and painfully ripping
Endymion from "Mama's Hand" apart? (winces as the entire FFML shouts) 

OK,

then... so everyone can get in on the fun, I present the EvilCloner 

2000

Auto! It would be selfish for just one group to get their hands on that
slimy ahotare... so we are going to get the original and... CLONE him!
That's right, now everyone can have their very own, genetically 

identical

replica of King Endymion to slaughter and maim! Draw and quarter him! 

peel

his skin off before feeding him to a pit of fire ants! Slice him up
millimeter by millimeter! get in on the fun now!

LilTigre: To get in on the offer, just thell that wonderful Doug how 

much

you love his fic!

Cerina: And as a bonus, get "Washu-chan's Doctor's Kit of Pain" 

absolutely

FREE-

(The electricity suddenly fails, plunging the room into darkness.)

Cerina: (fading) Oh, poopie......


*snicker* Doug, I wouldn't have wrote this up if I didn't love the fic 

so

much! Please don't hurt me!

Jess, the LilTigre =^_^=

  Actually, as news coverage of the University of Chicago's wacky Dr.
 Seed's proposal for a cloning operation has revealed, the clones
 might be genetically equivalent, but they would not actually be the
 King Endymion of Mama's Hand, since they would have none of his
 memories.  

  Personally, I've been toying with a plan to feed the MH KE a little
 bit of Mermaid's Flesh [TM].  That way, everyone gets a crack at him,
 as long as they follow a few simple rules:  No beheading, no
 incineration/disintegration.  As long as his neck and head remain
 intact, he can be passed along, as good as new, to the next person
 down the line. 

  The only problem I see is making sure the cretin survives the 
ingestion of the Mermaid's Flesh [TM].  Any suggestions?

--Freemage

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