I hope this time it gets through.  I wonder what went wrong? must be my 
connections.

Here is a little short fic that I've been thinking about while shoveling 
the driveway.  I know I've been getting bored of Ranma fics but I was 
what I've been thinking about.

	Dumb Luck
	by
		Trom

	"Come on you guys, your overreacting!" Ranma Saotome shouted at 
the trio chasing him over the rooftops of Nerima.  His clothing has seen 
better days, as it has been subject to attacks, directed his way by his 
pursuers.  Mousse, Ryouga, and Tatewaki Kuno have finally gotten sick of 
Ranma and his womanizing ways.  
	"Curse you Ranma, stand still and fight like a man!"  Even his 
two companions thought this was a stupid thing to say, when Ryouga said 
it.  A guy is being chased by three powerful Martial Artists, and they 
want him to stop so they could beat on him? Ya, right.
	"You cannot flee our combined wrath Saotome!" Yes, Mousse was 
confident that this time, with the three of them working together, they 
could defeat, the cursed Saotome, and free his darling Shampoo from his 
Wicked hold.  Wicked hold? Man has he been spending to much time with 
Kuno lately.
	"The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure.  Yes flee Saotome, 
for soon you evil will come to an end."  Finally he, Tatewaki Kuno will 
free his beloved Pig-tail Goddess and his fiery love, Akane Tendo.

	The four martial artists ran for many blocks before coming to a 
gap in the roofs, just as they got to the business district.  Somewhere 
alone the way Ranma was splashed as someone threw washwater out their 
window.  Fortunately Kuno was to far away to notice the change.  
Unfortunately they would soon be upon him.  So with a huge leap, Ranma 
flew from the roof tops into the middle of a crowd of people that were 
gathering in the streets for some reason.
	Of course this did not cause his pursuers to hesitate in the 
slightest, for they to leaped into the crowd below.  The crowd soon made 
room for the fighters as Ranma decided that she had run far enough.  
Kuno having been distracted momentarily by sound of hair clippers doing 
their job.  Could his father be near? That would make his day even more 
joyous, to beat his idiot of a father, and then finish the day off by 
defeating the foul Sorcerer Saotome. *Oh how the fates smile upon him 
today.*  Of course this meant that he was far behind the others, when 
they came upon Ranma.

	Ranma waited for them to make their opening moves.  He expected 
Mousse to open up with a flurry of projectiles, while Ryouga would use 
the distraction to launch his close up attack.  Of course he didn't 
expect the two to learn from their prior mistakes, so was slightly 
surprised, when Ryouga let loose with his bandanas, and Mousse closed 
the distance with his fist of the Swan technique.  While neither of the 
attacks connected with her, it distracted her enough that, after Ryouga 
released his bandanas landed behind her.  To busy dodging Mousse's 
attack, Ranma couldn't leap away from Ryouga, as he grabbed her in a 
bear hug.  
	"Now Saotome, your ours!" Mousse lashed out at Ranma's head.  
Ranma lifted her feet off the ground to slip out from between Ryouga's 
arms, unfortunately she had to sacrifice her already nearly destroy 
shirt in the process.   Ryouga barely dodged Mousse's lethal attack, and 
then tuned toward his enemy.
	Ranma rolled a couple feet from her aggressors, sans shirt.  Of 
course her being Ranma she didn't even notice.   She was so preoccupied 
with the two before her, that she didn't notice Kuno coming behind her.
	"My Pig-tail Goddess!"  And with that ran up and grabbed her 
from behind groping her in the process.  He fazed out in ecstacy as he 
grab two hand fulls of bare mammalian flesh. So much so that he didn't 
even notice when he was entering the stratosphere.  
	"Ahhhh" Ranma screamed, it didn't matter that she was really a 
he, she didn't like anyone grabbing her like that.  "Huh?" Things just 
got very, very quiet.  Ryouga and Mousse noticed it too.
	Looking around they noticed that they were surrounded by people 
who were not fleeing for their lives.  They were all woman carrying 
signs which read, {Make our streets safe for women} {No means No!} and 
various other signs of the same nature.  It was a group rally to fight 
sexual assault.  The woman were just standing there for a few minutes, 
watching three large men attack a young girl, then all hell broke loose. 
 Kuno did not know how lucky he was, being sent into orbit.
	"Rapists!" One of them screamed.  The rest of the group added 
their voice to that, and attacked Mousse and Ryouga.
	"Aaaaaah!" Ryouga screamed as one woman shot mace in his eyes.  
He was soon muffled out, as a dozen others brought out night sticks and 
started beating him into submission.
	 [bzzzzzt!] "Aaaaah!" Mousse screamed as four women brought 
tazers to bear on him.  Each delivering 15,000 volts of electricity, was 
sent coursing through him.  The metal that he kept in his robes, only 
help conduct the electricity flowing through him, heating up in the 
process.  This in turn caused him to scream even louder for he had 
weapons in all of his clothing, all included undergarments.  The pain 
was soon to much for him to bare and he passed out.
	Ranma accepted the jacket to cover her naked chest, and could 
just stand there and watched as horde of women beat Ryouga and Mousse to 
unconsciousness.  For a while there, she thought she was going to be 
spending the next week in a full body cast again.  If not for the 
washwater that hit her earlier and this group of women, she might well 
have.
	She just smirked, "Talk about Dumb Luck."  With that she took 
off for home, laughing the whole way.