Subject: [FFML] Translation for Lurker-san's [Mandatory spamfic]
From: "Philip C. Mak" <pmak@cs.dal.ca>
Date: 2/13/1998, 4:51 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Hehe sorry for the spam; I couldn't resist translating it for those of you
who were curious.

One of the men spotted him, and shouted something at him. 

"Oi! Kore wa seigen-tochi desu! Shinnyu arimasen!" 

"Hey! This is a restricted area! Don't enter!"


What was this strange man saying? He didn't understand. He stood
there for a moment, trying to figure it out, then continued onward. 

"Oi! Mimi ga kikoenai? Shinnyu ja nai!" The crate loader was
obviously agitated. 

"Hey! Are you deaf (lit. "[your] ears can't hear")? Don't enter!"


He didn't care. He continued walking forward. 

"Yarou teme..." the dockworker growled, grabbing a crowbar and
charging towards him.

"You rascal..."


He didn't move. 

The crowbar struck him in the head. He didn't even flinch. He reached
up with one wet, gloved hand, and grabbed the steel rod.

The dockworker's eyes widened. "N-nani? Omae wa..."

"W-what? You are..."