[FFML] [FF] Classic Complications, ACT I

It has been brought to my attention, that Complications is rather large to
read in one sitting (Thanks Dave!)  So, without further ado, the totally
reformatted and edited Complications!

Roll 'em!

MISU (V.O.)
Complications takes place in a science fantasy future where demons fall in
love with alien guys and the major question of every intelligent well educated
college student is, "Is this the party?"  Weird aliens are commonplace, the
bizarre becomes the norm and it's all a teenager can do to keep from being
kidnapped. Why? Well, that's complicated.

DISSOLVE TO:

MONTAGE  COLLEGE LIFE
the characters are visually introduced with emphasis on MISU, SPIKE, MANDY and
SAM.

SUPERIMPOSE TITLE

ï¿½CLASSIC
*C*O*M*P*L*I*C*A*T*I*O*N*S*ï¿½


[Dramatis Personae
Misu, Heir Apparent to the Alpha Centaurian Throne
Mandy, Misuï¿½s girlfriend
Spike, Son of A General
Samantha (Sam), A Singer and Spikeï¿½s Girlfriend
Matthieu (Mat), Frenchman
Vincent (Vinny), Matï¿½s life long friend
Ti, A young Riianian and a friend of Mat and Vinnyï¿½s
Dean Robert, Terra State Universityï¿½s Dean
Generals, Doctors, Alien Warriors, Soldiers, Minor Demons, Girls, Bikers,
Bartenders, Sailors, Janitors &c.

Scene: Earth, Hawaii; Terra State University.]

ACT I

ESTABLISHING SHOT
a dark and smoky bar.  bikers and college students hang out here.

INT. DARK, SMOKY BAR
CLOSE UP on SPIKE, MISU, TI, VINNY and MAT seated around a dirty table with
beers and cigarette butts on it.

SPIKE
HEY! When's th' friggin' music gonna start!

slams down bottle. looks at MISU 

You said there was supposed to be a real babe here tonight! Where is she ya
jerk?

MISU
waves hands exasperatedly.

What! How should I know?  What do *I* look like, her freaking MANAGER!

SPIKE
Well, the freakin' way you talk about her you'd think you were her manager!

MISU
Listen jerk, if I weren't so inclined, I'd plaster your face on this table...

SPIKE
Try it pal...

SAM
the band makes its appearance.

CLOSEUP MISU & SPIKE
their jaws drop open.

BAND MUSIC
techno-punk

TI
She's MINE!

INT. BAR - PAN
ruckus starts at table, couple kicks and punches as guys scramble to be the
first at the stage (They're all slightly drunk.. Well, ok, they're smashed.)

SPIKE
Dork! She's mine.

SPIKE
picks up TI by the scruff of his neck and carelessly tosses him behind him
(which happens to be towards the stage) TI lands on the lead singers bosom and
begins making loud promises of love and fulfillment.

INT. BAR
room suddenly gets VERY quiet as 80 odd males look with jealous envy at TI,
who is hanging on this SAM'S chest.

SAMï¿½S POV
sees TI

SAM
Who thï¿½ hell threw this rat at me?

knocks TI halfway. across the room! where TI slams into BIKER and spills his
beer all over BIKERï¿½S leather jacket.

SPIKE
is drunk

Me, who thï¿½ hell wants taï¿½ know?

SAM
I do, you sack a' shit! Yer pet rat ripped my shirt!

TI
looks up at biker

I am not a (hic) Rat! Gawdammit!

SAM
jumps off the stage, walks up to SPIKE

SPIKE
is grinning like a maniac 

SAM
throws a high kick aimed for SPIKEï¿½S nose.

SPIKE
grabs the leg, stops to admire what he caught


SAM
punches SPIKE in the face

SPIKE
goes down and still grinning

SPIKE
Hey, ya wanna go out later?" 

{THUNK}

SAM
gets a gleam in her eye

All right shithead, after I finish my gig.

SPIKE
grins even more maniacally because he just got a yes.

MISU
Damn it all, that's the first time I *EVER* saw that line work.

SPIKE
Hey it must be my good looks Misu...

MISU
You tryin' to say sumfin?

SPIKE
Yeah I am. You couldn't get a girl if she flew into your arms naked!

MISU
OH YEAH!

INT. BAR
a large ruckus starts between MISU and SPIKE, a lot of tables are knocked over
and many patrons partake of the brawling amusement

SAM
yells at SPIKE and MISU 

SHUT TH' HELL UP! Yer ruinin' my song!

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. BAR - TRASHED
lots of guys sitting around tables knocked out cold, the T.S.U. bunch staring
at Sam's excellent form on stage.  Not without a few hefty bruises and
bandages.

Everyone looks pleasantly drunk and battered

DISSOLVE TO:

ACT II - College Daze?
C&C and MSTs BEGGED, PLEADED and WHINED for.  So there, happy?  I have abased
myself.

Legal Jargon, which is probably unnecessary, but... (*shrugs*)
Classic Complications and all Characters and original situations therein are
copyrighted 94, 95, 96, 97 and 98 and are the intellectual property of Sean
Hayden and Mark Haven.  This work may not be reproduced for profit in any way,
shape or form without express permission of the Authors...
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Later,
Sean E.P. Hayden
(Maxwell Edison)
SEPHiroth Yotsuya, The Most Evil Mooch
El Presidente de North America, IBOS.
ICQ#  7086647

http://www.flash.net/~haden
Who let THAT guy have a webpage? And who the heck gave him a mailing list?
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