On  3 Mar 98 at 15:56, CHRISTIAN A ROGERS wrote:

     THE FANFICTION CROSS OVER DRINKING GAME

If there's only two series involved: One drink.
3-6 series: Two drinks.
7 or more: Chug.

    Let's see....SM, Eva, Gall Force.. etc, etc...
    Two drinks 

If one of them is Ranma 1/2: One drink.

    
   "The Wedding" prologue-One drink
    Maybe I'll give them a bit part in the main story.

If one is Sailor Moon: One drink.
If one is Evengalion: One drink.
Any combination of two: Two drinks.
All three: Four drinks.

    Heh, Two drinks.  And it "Evangelion"
 

If one is Bubble Gum Crisis:  One drink.
And Crash is ignored: Two drinks.
And it's based on the new TV series: Hunt down the time travelling 
author and pump him/her for details.

      Heh, heh, heh....Act Two- one drink

If one of the series is really obscure: Four drinks and cheer the 
author on.

     Gall Force- Four drinks.  Come on, let's hear the cheers!!  :-)
 

If one of the series is not an Anime: Two drinks.

   Several book series, to be named when they appear in the story- Two 
drinks.

If the author shows bias by having one set of characters 
unrealistically over power the other: Two drinks and E-Mail some FAQs 
to the author.

     If you mean the Senshi being able to KO the mass production 
EVAs...two drinks, and I'll be waiting for the FAQs.

If one of the characters from one series is shown to be related to a 
character from another: One drink

    <Whistles innocently> One drink.

If one of the characters from one series is shown to *be* a character 
from another: Two drinks

Crossovers that require time travel just to have the characters meet: 
One drink.

      Oh *defintely* one drink.

If some of the characters are original creations of the author: Two 
drinks.

    Is that two drinks per character or all in total?

   <Snip Ranma 1/2 section>

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X-Overs Involving Sailor Moon

If one of the other cast members turn out to be a previously 
undiscovered Sailor Senshi: One drink for each character.
If they become a Tuxedo Kamen-ish and/or are a reincarnated lover 
type: Two drinks for each character.

    <Shudders> Hell no.

If Makoto says that one of the other characters looks like her old 
boyfriend: One drink.

    Hmmm...just for the laugh factor- one drink

If the Outer Senshi show up at all: Three drinks.

     They're there- three drinks.

If some form of Sailor Earth, Sailor Asteroid Belt or another 
"formerly unknown planet" shows up: Whack the author and two drinks.

      Sailor Solaris- Two drinks, and a spread AT Field.

If Sailor Moon uses the Ginzuishou to revive someone from the dead: 
Three drinks.

   <spoiler warning>- three drinks

If Chibi-Usa uses her Luna Ball: Five drinks.

    Hmmm...I'll have to put that in the Director's Cut <VEG>- Five 
drinks

If anyone names Diana appears: Six drinks.

  
   Second prologue- Six drinks

If Sailor Moon actually uses her full length spiel: Three drinks.

     It will be coming- Three drinks

If Sailor Mars and Sailor Moon fight: One drink.

    Flashback during "The Wedding"- One drink

If they don't (through out the story): Wonder if they're on Prozac 
and take six drinks.
If it has lemon-flavoring: Take up this expression O.O and take Five 
drinks.

    And then whack Chris Davies.  :-) 

If any of the Senshi do something that they don't normally do (I.e. 
pull pranks on each other, make prank calls to pizza places, etc.): 
Four drinks.

    <spoiler warning>- Four drinks

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X-Overs involving Oh, My Goddess!


If Urd tries to set up two people romantically: One drink.

    She did try to help Ryoko and Washu set up Tenchi and Tsunami- One 
drink.

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X-Overs Involving Evangelion

 If the author is unaware of or ignores the movies: Chug.
 (This only applies if it's really obvious ... like it's set after 
2015; it also doesn't apply if the author *fixes* the Third Impact.)

     <shrugs> Oh, well.

 If a character from another series is revealed to have died in the 
Second Impact: One drink per character.

    Let's see....one, two, three, four, five, six (continue to ad 
nauseam, but to keep it simple, let's say ten drinks.)

 If Misato turns out to be related to Usagi: One drink.

    Heh, heh, heh.....One drink.

 If Asuka develops a crush on any male character from another series: 
One drink.

       <spoiler warning> Nope, not gonna happen. 

 If Maya develops a crush on any female character from another 
series: 3 drinks.
 If Maya develops a crush on any male character from another series: 
Hunt the author down and *explain* matters to him/her.

     <Ulp>  Any ideas on this?

 If Gendou bites it: Cheer.
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      Start cheering.  :-)


   Okay, the total is:
     
    58 drinks.
    A horde of incoming FAQs.
    A pending whack in the head (and spread AT Field)
    Cheering.

   Sheesh, I don't have any short projects, do I??

Ja ne!

Brian Yaple
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