Don't you just loooove madlibs?

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                                       (Put decent name here) 


(camera fades in to a store, where [favorite character]  is behind the
counter.[least fav character] , with  bodyguards, walks in.)
[least fav char]:(walks up to counter with bodyguards behind) I want a
car, '63 with spiked hubcaps.
[mostfav] : Fine. Stick shift or automatic?
( [mostfav] glances at the ceiling unnoticed by [leastfav], where a
couple of snipers see the signal and snap into position.)
[leastfav]: hmm... Automatic.
[mostfav]:(smiles)automatic it is, (pulls out a .38 auto) I'm from the
secret service, you're under arrest!
[leastfav]:$%@#! !
(Snipers shoot at bodyguards as [mf] shoots [lf] and runs for the back
door, barely dodging gunfire.)
[mf]: (as he jumps through the door) let's get out of here, guys!
(The snipers jump out the window and they all run into the getaway car
and speed off.)
[cameo character as sniper]: Damn, they're following us!
( a frenetic car chase ensues)
[mf]:(Pulls out another gun, a revolver, and loads both)_I_ will take
care of that.
([mf] opens the sun roof and unloads both guns on the car, hitting the
driver and blowing out the windshield)
[mf]: Alright, I think we lost them!
(The car drives off, but suddenly the other car is back on their tail.)
[mf]: Oh S**t !!! 
[2nd cameo char. as sniper]: we can't lose them.
[mf]: I got an idea!
([mf] swerves the car around at the other car and jumps out, running the
car into them and causing a big explosion. But, out of the alley comes
[cameo3], an enemy agent.)
[mf]: Uh Oh...
([cameo3] runs into a pole and is knocked out cold. the snipers and TRU
go to their hide out, as joey regains consciousness and gets lost in the
woods.)
{In The Base}
([lf] and some Enemy soldiers(re:more fuckin' cameos) kick down the
door.)
[lf]: haha, I've got you!
[mf]: But... How did you survive?
[lf]: My bulletproof vest, fool! by the way, now I have to buy a new one,
B***h. prepare to die!!!!!!!
([mf] runs and dives across the room , gunshots right behind him. The
snipers use this distractions to start shooting themselves as
reinforcements for both agents arrive and shoot each other in a huge
gunfight. [mf] loads a mounted huge gun and sparays the base, literally
mowing down...._everyone_.)
[mf]:(looks around) wow, I didn't mean to kill everybody. oh well, that's
the way the cookie crumbles. Besides, I'm out of ammo.
([cameo3] comes running and screaming out of nowhere, holding an assault
rifle)
[cam3]:(screaming) SAN JUAN !!! SAN JUAN!!!!
[mf]: uh oh!!!!!!!
(place huuuuge gun battle here.)
([mf] then sets charges and puts gasoline cans every where, then runs out
of the complex as it explodes.)

now, you ad-lib it and share results off-list so I don't get tempbanned.

**<{[Cap'n Bungie]}>**
capn.bungie.prattle.net@juno.com
mech351614@aol.com
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