Sorry, just had to do this. ~_^ -Anita Williams (NdokaSaotm@aol.com)


The Art of the Disclaimer

::Cops theme song plays::

::cop car driving along::

Cop: You never know what kind of criminals you have to bust 
these days...

Dispatcher: 5129 in progress at 1121 Lincoln Street. ((l'm making 
up a number here ^_^*))

Cop: Great... another act of fanfiction. There are times l really 
regret being a cop. These people are only trying to be creative 
and we gotta put 'em in the slammer. Sad.

::cop gets out of car, silently approaches the house with camera 
man in tow, and knocks on the door::

Cop: Police! Open up!

::unidentified person at computer types faster:: 

Fanfic writer: Shit.

::cop knocks again::

Cop: Police! Open the door!

::FF writer hits Ctrl + S and ejects the disk::

::The cop breaks down the door. The FF writer sees the cop and 
bolts for the back door::

Cop:: Police! Freeze!

::The FF writer in a complete panic runs for the fence and nimbly 
jumps over it. Both the cop and the camera man are in persuit. lt 
isn't long before the cop tackles the poor FF writer.::

Cop: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can 
be used against you in a court of law....

FF writer: You <bleep> pig! l was only writing a story! l HAVE a 
disclaimer on it!

Cop: Sorry. Disclaimers don't protect you from what you did. lt 
was illegal. ::picks up disk:: lf you were smart, you would've 
deleted it.

FF writer: l want my lawyer! l didn't do anything wrong! l was only 
trying to entertain and bring happiness to others.

Cop: That's what they all say. Now, get in the car.

FF writer: <sob> But l had a disclaimer...

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Author's Notes: Sorry for this sad excuse for a spamfic, but ever 
since l've been reading this thread, this scene kept popping up in 
my mind. Because fanfics are illegal, l won't recognize the show 
Cops and the theme song Bad Boys. BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!

<knock, knock>

Me: AHHH!!