Fanfiction Troubles I
By Nicholas Urameshi
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Nicholas: Who starts the disclaimer?
Sensei: You had the idea and you have more experience in
fanfiction.
Nicholas: Ok... Yu Yu Hakusho belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi,
Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuti and Captain Tsubasa belongs to
Yoichi Takahashi.
Sensei: The idea of interaction between the author and the
characters was borrowed from Yu-Chan, and we hope that she doesn't
complain.
Nicholas: I belong to El Careca, and I'm borrowing his soul
and intelligence (?) to write this history. Feedback at
elcareca@geocities.com
Sensei: We are lost... Neither of you both have intelligence.
Nicholas: Let's postpone the offenses and type this fanfic.
Rei and Serena (a. k. a. The Sailor Brawlers) pop their heads
in Nicholas' room.
Rei: Grandpa, Nicholas... Aren't you writing a fanfic, are
you?
Sensei: How did you ever guess?
Rei (scared): I'll get out of here before I get hurt!!!
Nicholas types at the computer: "Attracted to the handsome
Nicholas, Rei just can't leave the room."
Rei (angry, very angry): NICHOLAS!!!
Nicholas: Sorry, Rei, but we'll probably need you.
Yusuke and Kojiro (yelling from outside): Nicholas! We have a
soccer match today! You didn't forget, did you?
Nicholas: Uh-oh... What will I do now?
Serena (with moon-shaped eyes): Oh, please, let me write the
fanfic this time! Please, please, pleeeeeease...
Sensei (annoyed): Not now, Serena.
Yusuke and Kojiro (from outside): NIIIIIIIICHOLAS!
Nicholas: I hate to do this, but I'm just in the mood of
writing a fanfic, and I won't lose this chance...
As he types, the computer screen shows: "Suddenly, the sky
gets grey and it starts raining like a deluge."
[Outside the dojo]
Yusuke: Hey! Suddenly it's raining cats and dogs!
Kojiro (yelling to the dojo): Nicholas! The rain is too hard!
The match is postponed!
Nicholas: Fine by me!
[Inside the dojo again]
Nicholas: Fancy, huh, Rei?
Rei (mumbling): Sure, fine, whatever.
Nicholas: That's a Dana Scully's line.
Sensei: Just great, we'll have to update the disclaimer...
Nicholas: No problem at all. X-Files belongs to Chris Carter.
Serena: So, Urameshi-san, what will happen in the fanfic?
Nicholas: I'm strongly considering the idea of having you
abducted and make the aliens do some surgeries in your face, so you
would become very, very ugly.
Serena gets a mallet form nowhere and strikes Nicholas' head.
Nicholas (with stars around his head, singing to the tune of
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head):
Mallets keep falling on my head
My hair is getting shaggy
'Cause all the girls in this town
Hate me so much
The headache hurts me so much
And I can't stop complaining...
Rei: Just great, a music parody. And the worse, I can't
remember who composed the original music...
Nicholas: Ouch... Where did you get that mallet, Serena?
Serena: From Akane Tendo, of course.
Sensei: Another disclaimer updating...
Nicholas: I'm getting tired of these disclaimer updatings.
Sensei: We must do them. Don't you remember what happened
with Yu-Chan when Kuwabara forgot to put the disclaimer in "Up for
Grabs"?
Nicholas: Yeah, the Fanfiction Police got her. I'll make a
complete disclaimer at the end.
Rei: By the way, I'd want to know what that stupid carrot-top
would write in this situation.
Nicholas: Stupid carrot-top? Have you been hanging out with
Hiei? Tsk, tsk...
Serena: No problem, let's bring him!
Serena pulls Nicholas and his sensei from the computer and
types: "Suddenly, Kazuma Kuwabara appears at the door." And it
happens...
Kuwabara: Hello, folks! I'm here for your fanfiction needs!
Sensei and Rei: HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Nicholas (angrily looking at Serena): Thank you very much,
Serena.
Serena: (with happy moon eyes): You're welcome, Nick!
Kuwabara: Hey, Urameshi-kun, can I write the fanfic this time?
Nicholas: Another fool fanfiction writer wannabe? No, thank
you.
Nicholas types: "Shizuru appears at the door."
Kuwabara: Shizuru? Oh, no!
Shizuru: Oh, yes! Come back home now! You, of course, have
homework to do!
Kuwabara: Damn... (he lowers his head and leaves, following
Shizuru.)
Rei: I guess we had enough emotion for a fanfic.
Nicholas: Right. But the Fanfiction Troubles series will go
on.
Sensei: Disclaimer...
Nicholas: Now YOU say it.
Sensei: Yusuke, Shizuru and Kuwabara belong to Yoshihiro
Togashi. Serena, Rei and I belong to Naoko Takeuti. Kojiro belongs to
Yoichi Takahashi. Akane belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. Dana Scully
belongs to Chris Carter. Nicholas Urameshi belongs to El Careca.
Yu-Chan belongs to herself. Send feedback to elcareca@geocities.com
and SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE OR I'LL GO MAD!!!
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El Careca (a.k.a. Nicholas Urameshi)
elcareca@geocities.com
http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Stage/5966/
ICQ# 2362435
(Can ICQ at ICQ?) :-)
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FROM "The truth is out there..." PARODY ARCHIVE
"The truth is out there... Scully, do you remember the URL?"
"If the truth is out there, what are YOU doing inside here?"
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"Whoops, I forgot to brush my teeth... Wait a minute, I'll
come back soon!" -- Kazuma Kuwabara, a very brave warrior, running
away from a fight he can't win...
{Kuwabara: "What?!? Take that back, idiot!"
El Careca: "Shut up, or I'll write a erotica fanfic with you
and Hiei..."
Kuwabara (scared): "OK, I quit!"}
(sorry by copying from Xmas, Kristin!)
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"I'm a warrior. Many battlefields fit for me. And the soccer
field is just one of them. And one of the best."
-- Nicholas Urameshi
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