"Let me get this straight," Ryoga said with a vein-pulsing fist,
cringing with barely held anger, "you guys got a morse-code signal

>from outer space which said 'Aliens need breeding males'?!"

Hiroshi hid behind the "Earth men are easy" placard, but Daisuke
seemed undaunted.  "After we got a radio transceiver, we got most
of the story... seems that there was this big war... and all the
'men' had to go... they all died, leaving this whole planet of..."

Heh. Funny spamfic... but it *could* have been worse for the Horny Duo:



"Come on, boys, what are you waiting for?" the one in front said.

"Look, we've, um, changed our minds," Hiroshi said to her. "Could we
just, y'know, go?"

The woman shook her head.

"Idiot!" Hiroshi smacked his cohort upside the head. "Why didn't you ask
for the important detailks before you agreed to this?"

Daisuke just groaned as he looked out at the assembled crowd. In many
ways, it was a dream come true. Hundreds of women milled about, gazing
at them with eyes burning with desire, just waiting for their
attentions. It was what they'd always wanted. There was just one small
problem.

They all looked like Shampoo's great grandmother.

"All right, all right, I give up," Daisuke said as he stared at the old
women, feeling like he'd soon be sick to his stomach. "Just tell us one
thing. Does everybody on your planet look like you do?"

The leader nodded.

"Why?"

"Because our males were wiped out. We were unable to perpetuate our race
through natural means, so... our only choice was to reproduce by
Cologning."


Gary Kleppe
http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics