In a message dated 4/9/98 10:31:33 AM Central Daylight Time, KLEPPE@execpc.com
writes:

<< 
 "Because our males were wiped out. We were unable to perpetuate our race
 through natural means, so... our only choice was to reproduce by
 Cologning." >>

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAACK!!!   THAT'S THE WORST PUN I'VE EVER READ!!!
Very very funny, though.  :)  Oh, I'm still cringing.  Hah.

Sorry about the spam, but I mean, that just had to be said.  

--  Erin, Unfortunate Victim of Spring of Drowned Finch