Subject: [FFML][SPAM/IDEA] You know you've read too many Ranma Fanfics when...
From: Turtyl
Date: 4/27/1998, 9:27 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

H'lo,

This wasn't able to get through yesterday, and I thought it so wacky, so I decided to repost it today. A lot of you will most likely depose the scientific ideas that are in it; if I actually tried to understand them, I would too. :) Just take it like a dream gone wierd.

It was written in a daze when I woke up, so pardon the wierd sentence structure and such. I just want to keep it as real as I can, as much information as I could tell while I could remember it. So...if I merit flames, I would rather ask to just roast my behind lightly instead of a full flame? Thanks. :)

And lastly, if anyone can somehow put sense into it, please tell me how? Thanks again. Anyways...

Lany

P.S. You thought I was going to write one of those lists, didn't you. :)
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The sun seemed to be my friend. He spoke to me. He told me wonderful things. Things I never knew before. And I knew it'd help me sometime in the future. He also gave me the ability to fly. All around the solar system. Maybe as restitution for always being 'lifted off' by Akane into Lower Earth Orbit.

As I flew about the solar system, I started to see things that wasn't seen by normal eyes. I saw ripples slowly coming from Earth. I dunno what it was, but...it was always going outwards. For some reason, I suddenly knew what it was. It was time ripples.

Then a friend of his, I dunno who, gave the Sun a gift. The size of Jupiter, and the thickness of a dime. A keyhole into another dimension. And I was able to fly through it. I spun around, through it and around the solar system and the other universe. I saw things in so many new perspectives, spinning about in a sereneness that I never knew before.

Going through back towards the Sun, he and I realized the purpose of the gift; the birth of another star. We saw it together as the burst occurred, and it was an awe-inspiring sight. As I decided to spin about the solar system, I got to about Uranus before realizing something. Something wrong.

I spun through the thin layer of ice that surrounds the planet when it hit me; the time ripples. One started to go retrograde, going inwards towards Earth. I had to get back.

But as I flew towards my home planet, I couldn't outbeat the retrograde ripple, and got caught up with it. But then I got spit back out, and things repeated, me a little closer though than from Uranus. An impossible amount of times later, I finally reached the Earth, and looked for Akane. I had to warn her.

I found her at the local supermarket. She was in the checkout line, and I ran up to her. I glanced over, and recognized the cashier. Was things that bad, that Liza Minelli had gotten a job as a cashier in Nerima of all places? I hope she doesn't know martial arts tap dancing. Hrm...

I turned back to Akane and tried to tell her what was wrong. She had a scared look on her face. But I couldn't seem to tell her. I was stuttering out jibberish. I saw a flash behind her in aisle 7. And then a few more around me. I looked out in horror as more of me started to pop into the market.

It was then that the advice of my friend the Sun popped into my head, and if I could have, I would have screamed. As it was, I held up my hand. "Two into one...two into one..." I finally managed to say, but I couldn't hold up my index finger by itself. I could only flash twos for every numerical word I managed to say. My mind was a jumble, because I knew it would get worse from here.

And the paradox started to make itself known, fear gripped my very soul...

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P.P.S. The fear part was a combination of both the paradox, and Liza Minelli. *shrug*
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