This is pretty much based on the comic strip 'Migraine Boy' by Greg Fiering.
All of the characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi.

Lost Boy

(There are two SD characters standing on a lawn. One is wearing a back pack
and travel clothes. He also
has a bandanna tied around his head. He is Lost Boy. The other character is
wearing a red Chinese shirt
and his hair is tied back in a pig-tail. He is Ranma. Lost Boy has a scowl
on his face while Ranma is smiling.)
Ranma:Hey, Lost Boy. Do you want to play a game?
Lost Boy:No! It's bad enough that I' m always #$%* lost, but now you're
*@#$!
bothering me with this game !@#$*%!
Ranma:Please.
Lost Boy:Oh, alright. What's the game?
Ranma:King Lear.
Lost Boy:How do we play?
Ranma:Just stand still and close your eyes.
(Lost Boy shuts his eyes. Ranma runs over and tears out his eyes.)
Lost Boy:You know I really don't see that point in all of this.
(Ranma facefaults.)

THE END

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.