From: Unknown um? <ryouga12@hotmail.com>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] [idea]Jurassic?
Date: Friday, May 01, 1998 9:15 PM

Um, while I was listening to "Jurassic Park" by Weird Al Yankovic, I 
wonder if anyone has done an Evanglion vs. Jurassic Park.  Who would 
win?  The big robots or the velociraptors?  I thought about Ranma and 
Co. for the movie, but I'd rather see the big robots...

Actually, I could sum up the whole fic in about thirty seconds:

Scene opens on nasty pointy-toothed raptor stalking obligatory screaming
child. As it is about to pounce, a shadow falls over it, blotting out the
vast majority of the sky.

EVA-01: *squish* *scrapes bottom of foot on nearest building*

The end

*runs like hell*

--Sailor Solathei