*Insert standard Ranma disclaimer here*

	This is the my first fanfic that I'm posting on the FFML. Feel free to rip it
to shreds.

Not a Chance, Part 1
by DreAshaman

	"Ranma no baka!" came the familiar battle cry, as Akane swung her oversized
mallet.
	"What did I do this time," yelled Ranma as her grabbed his bag and made for
the door. After easily dodging a few more wild swings Ranma made it to the
wall, jumped it, and miraculously didn't land in water. Deciding to ignore
training he decided to favor the ground for once, and ran at full speed trying
to put some distance between himself and the angry fiancee.
	"Man I didn't even do anything this time," he muttered angrily to himself.
"It's not like its my fault she can't cook," he added.
	"Ranma! What did you say about Akane! Prepare to die!" Ryoga jumped up from
the ground where he had decided to spend the night and aimed a kick at the
spot where he thought Ranma would be. Unfortunately for him this was right
above the fence which he went flying over and landed in the water. P-chan got
in a few angry pig noises before being swept downstream.
	Ranma watched for a moment and then, remembering the angry fiancee that was
after him, continued on.
	Ranma sighed as he saw who was next up for the preschool rush.
	"OHOHOHOHOHO, Ranma darling," Kodachi yelled.
	"Come on Kodachi you're going to make me late for school," protested Ranma
trying to dislodge himself.
	"Ranma, you know we could have a lot more fun away from school," each word
was said with a slow seductiveness, especially his name.
	"I should have known that wouldn't work, got to think of something quick,"
thought Ranma, he could imagine what would happen if Akane found him with
Kodachi. "Look the pigtailed girl," Ranma exclaimed while pointing towards an
alley.
	"Don't worry my Ranma-sama, I'll dispose of her for you," Kodachi ran off in
the direction he had been pointing.
	"Ah man am I going to be late," thought Ranma as he continued. "I've still
got another fifteen blocks.
	Ten blocks later.
	"Ranma honey"
	"Nihao Ranma"
	"What perverted spatula girl doing here!"
	"What about you, you Amazon bimbo!"
	The two began to fight it out while Ranma sidestepped around them.
	Two blocks away from school.
	"Ranma prepare to die for your crimes against Shampoo," shouted Mousse.
	Ranma lifted his foot but instead of meeting Mousse's face it was met with a
bucket of water transforming him.
	An angry female Ranma, "Shouted okay now you've really done it!" Ranma-chan
blocked Mousse's weapons with the bucket before getting close enough to send
him across Nerima.
	"Great now I have to find some hot water at school," muttered Ranma-chan as
she stomped the rest of the way to school.
	At the gate.
	"Pig-tai....." was all Kuno got off, he was not in the mood for this.
	"The school clock said there were still ten minutes left before school
started, maybe I should run full speed more often," Ranma-chan thought.
	"Psst, Ranma" whispered Nabiki, who was holding a kettle of hot water.
	A few seconds later Ranma was back to normal and 1000 yen poorer.
	Hiroshi and Daisuke approached Ranma, "Man you are so lucky. What I wouldn't
give to be you." they said while playfully punching him in the arm.
	"Ah,   yeah,   " Ranma muttered and walked away.
	A few seconds later Happosai came running. After splashing Ranma with water
he began waving a bra in her face. Before he could ask her to try it on Ranma-
chan had already punted him out of Nerima.
	"Great, this is all I need," Ranma-chan thought. "As far as I'm concerned
they can have my life if they want it, I've had it with this insanity. Not to
mention it's driving me broke."
	Just after Ranma purchased more hot water from Nabiki and changed back, Akane
stormed through the gate, Ranma yelped, ducked inside the school, and ran
around three corridors before colliding with someone. Hard. Ranma picked
himself up, quickly apologizing to whomever he had just ran into before
running off towards his homeroom, Miss Hinako, and safety. Had he stayed a
little longer he would have noticed the person he had collided with was an
attractive girl, with light brown shoulder length hair, deep blue eyes, and a
flushed face staring after him.

	The girl quietly picked herself up. Her family had had to move this last
week, because of her father's job. She had been stubborn, okay fine, a royal
pain about having to leave all her friends behind. This was her first day at
Furinkan High. She placed a hand on her flushed face and then over her heart,
before quietly announcing, "I think I'm in love." to the deserted hallway. She
quickly became very embarrassed, straightened out her clothes, composed
herself and continued in search of homeroom 1-F.


Thanks for reading.

Author's note-
I'm open to suggestions for this girl's name.
If you're interested in prereading future parts of this please contact me.
Also if you read this please write me, even if the letter is just "hi, I read
you fic."