Note: This is assuming Akane ever got a car/and or learned how to drive.

	The night storm raged outside the old mansion as the two weary, and wet
too, travelers walked towards it cautiously. Ranma and Akane had been out
that night, watching an American movie called 'The Rocky Horror Picture
Show' which they really had found to be quite odd. But now a quick ride
home had become a pain in the neck after a bump in the road halted their
return.

	"Are you sure about this?" Akane asked her fianc�... which at the moment
was also her fiancee.

	"You got a better idea?" Ranma-chan snapped, not really happy to be stuck
as a girl again. "If you hadn't have popped the  tire we wouldn't even be
in this mess."

	"So its *MY* fault?!" she yelled at him, a familiar blue aura forming
around her. "If *YOU* hadn't made me angry I never would hit that bump!!!"

	"Yeah whatever, after this, leave me alone for a while. Lets just call
someone to fix the tire, and go home." Ranma said as she walked up the
sidewalk to the door. "C'mon." he muttered to Akane, gesturing for her to
join him. As she reached the doorway, Ranma knocked several times, and
waited in his/her most impatient pose. Slowly the door opened and a small
ninja stepped out.

	"...Yes?" he murmured.

	"We need to use your phone." Ranma stated bluntly. The ninja looked
stupefied but thought about it for a second before turning back to the
door.

	"Master, you have guests!" the short ninja yelled at a small elevator
shaft. Shortly after a humming was heard and the elevator reached the main
floor, a figure stepped out slowly. Ranma and Akane took one look at the
figure and their jaws fit the floor.

	"KUNO?!" Akane gasped, staring ahead blankly.

	There before them stood Tatewaki Kuno, his hair curled, lipstick and other
makeup added to his face, clad in nothing more than woman's lingerie. "What
do you wish of Tatewaki Kuno?" he said without opening his eyes, which gave
them a clear look at his mascara.

	"Um.... Nothing, right Akane?!" Ranma yelled as she grabbed Akane's hand
and took off towards the door at top speed. The door slammed behind them
with a thud.

	Kuno raised his head and opened his eyes, "What an odd pair. Come Sasuke,
time to finish my makeover." They both walked towards the elevator.
"Sakuke..."

	"Yes master?" the servant asked.

	"I feel pretty." Kuno stated as the elevator door shut behind them.

			THE END

Written by Kelly Clark.

I really couldn't resist that. I really couldn't, hehehe. Oh well, until I
think up something better to write...
C&C: clarkj@wavecomputers.net
Thanks for reading!-Kelly-kun