This is born out of desperation!
P.S. This may only make sense if you know much about the north of
England...



The four EVA units slowly converged on the target. 'Dammit,' Thought
Misato, 'Why'd an Angel have to turn up here? Thousands of miles away
from Tokyo-3?'
           "Target locked. No sign of movement or ATField. Are we sure
this is an angel, Major?"
           "Yes, Shinji. The Magi have identified it as an Angel and
have reccommended- no, _insisted_- upon its immediate destruction."
           Misato just wished that it hadn't looked so tacky when they
saw it.

           Five minutes later, the angel was completely destroyed. And
as the EVA units turned away, a message was relayed from the Magi.

           *Sorry. Not an Angel. Couldn't resist destroying that
Eyesore. Angel of the North indeed...*

           Misato went through every swear word she knew, as did Ikari
Gendou, Ritsuko, and, indeed, most of NERV and the UN Security council. 

           SEELE nearly died laughing.


 The Novocastrian Samurai:
             Bushi, Kenshi,
             Bishonen Sailor Senshi.
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"Come, muse, let us sing of rats."
"Kunou-baby, you're drunk."