Has anybody pointed out the fact that there is already a Ranma fanfic (well,
a songfic) by this title? It's called (obviously) Death is not the End, and is
a companion piece to The Bitter End, meaning that it's about as far from this
as you can possibly get. You can find it in the archives at tass.org/fanfic
under the filk subdirectory.

Just thought I'd bring this to everyone's attention.

-Mercutio
"A plague 'a both your houses!"