Tendo dojo...

Ranma: Will you calm down, will ya!  Now, start from the beginning.

Ryouga:  I said, did you see my copy of the EVA fic I was suppose to read
last night?

Ranma: What?  You lost your copy?  How stupid can you be?

Ryouga: Ranma!  You know where my copy went, don't you?

Ranma:  Hey, man!  You know that you're the only one with the copy.

[Akane walks in]

Akane:  Hey, did you see that fic?

Ryouga: Don't tell me, you have it?

Akane:  Well...Nabiki left it at the dinning room, so I ... read it
naturally.

Ranma:  What so special about it?

Ryouga: Ranma, you are...nevermind.

Akane:  Well, Misato Katsuragi was taken to...

Ryouga: NO!  Don't say it...No spoilers...please!

Ranma:  Really?  Ritsuko is not with NERV anymore?

Akane:  Right, and apparently...there were...

Ryouga:  NO!  Please....[covers his ears]

Ranma:  Fuyutsuki sensei too?  Hmm...that's interesting.

Akane: Apparently, this happens three years after...

Ryouga: Aiyeee!!!! [runs smack into a wall]

Ranma:  Geez, what's wrong with him?  So, tell me more, Akane. [starts
walking away]

Akane:  Well, it looks like Asuka and Shinji are...

Ranma:  You don't say...and it's called?

Akane: Angelus Retourn something...Return of ... Angels? I think...though I
think I'm wrong with that one.

Ryouga: [grimacing]  No need for Spoilers...ouch.