So many cheesy commercials, so little time.  Here goes:

(Shot of SVD vs. a rampaging construction labor.  The labor backhands
Ota's Ingram and knocks it flat on its back.)

VO (matronly female type person):  We didn't make the 20mm revolver,

(Noa's Alphonse draws his revolver and emptys the cylender into the
labor, which falls back in a smoking heap.)

VO:  We made the 20mm revolver better.

(Shot of ADP vs. a combat boomer.  The boomer is winning.  Natch.)

VO:  We didn't make the K-12 powered armor,

(A K-12 takes a throat cannon blast in the side.  The K-12 gets back up
and staggers forward, barely)

VO:  We made the powered armor better.

(Tatewaki Kuno charges at Ranma Saotome brandishing his bokken.  Ranma
sidesteps each blow.)

VO:  We didn't make the bokken,

(Kuno misses again and splits a tree down the middle.  Splinters fly
everywhere.)

VO:  We made the bokken better.  BASF  We don't make the things you use.
We make the things you use better.

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Too stupid?  It was the only commercial I could think of to do it all.