Write a silly spamfic starring any anime characters you wish, that
endorses a product. It can be a real product, or a fake product. 

I wrote this a few weeks ago and posted it to RAAC, but haven't
seen it there yet....  It's not *exactly* a real product, but
what the heck.

Ja,
Shunsuke


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"HENTAI!!!"

Girls, are you suffering from the unwanted touches of perverts?  
Are you constantly irritated by annoying pain and swelled up, 
oversexed boys?  Do you need instant relief for irritation yet
you aren't very good at martial arts?

<pulls out a large wooden mallet with the letter 'H' carved
into the flats of both sides>

Then try _Preparation H_!  It immediately shrinks an unwanted
hentai to bring instant relief.

<we see short images of Akane and Shinobu using _Preparation H_ 
on Ranma and Ataru, repsectively>

So the next time you suffer from a hentai, just reach into
hammerspace for the instant soothing relief of _Preparation H_.


(The preceding message was sponsored by A&S Pharmaceuticals.)


--
"I don't want to think about it, and you shouldn't either."
				- Rumiko Takahashi, when asked by a fan 
				  what would happen if Ranma got pregnant