Help me... heeeeeelp meeeeeeeee...

I don't think this got through the first time...

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Blah blah camera directions babble blah, blah babble punch line [].

*****

[Open on a shot of Dr. Tofu in the kitchen of the Tendo Dojo. A frying pan
is sizzling away on the stove.]

Dr. Tofu: Okay... last time.

[Dr. Tofu flips an omelet from the pan onto a plate and holds it out towards
the camera.]

Dr. Tofu: This is... one of K-Kasumi's...

[Dr. Tofu's glasses fog up, and he begins dancing around, chanting "Zun cha
cha", knocking things over, and generally creating havoc.]

[Cut to the outside of the Tendo Dojo. The dojo is abruptly engulfed by a
huge fireball, which leaves behind a mushroom cloud.]

[Fade to a white screen with a simple black caption on the bottom.]

CAPTION: Brought to you by the Partnership for a Kasumi-Free Nerima.

[Fade to black.]

*****

Got you, didn't I?

--G. Falconar