Okay, I think we have a winner for the most Adfics!  And it's....  Paul 
M. Arezina!!!!  YAY!!!!

You can stop writing them now, Paul...  Paul?  Paul?

Oh no....

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[Camera fades in on a lost and lonely teen boy, leaning against a 
payphone, eyes brimming with tears]

Narrator(VO):  Are you feeling lost?  Lonely?  Like there is no one in 
the world that cares?

[Images flash on the screen of the boy being beaten up in the 
schoolyard, he and his girlfriend having a fight, his parents yelling at 
him, his cat being run over, his brother stealing his limited edition 
Evangelion Unit-01 Beanie Baby, etc]

Narrator:  Just remember, that when things seem darkest, you do have 
someone to turn to.  Just dial 1-888-726-6212, and talk to one of our 
councelors.  They are there for you, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

[Camera does transition fade from boy to Ryoga Hibiki, Shinji Ikari, and 
Katsuhito Jinnai.  Ryoga steps forward.]

Ryoga:  Don't worry.  We're here to help.

[Fade out]

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Oh no... Not even a full one...  Just a mental image...

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[Fade in.  Gendo Ikari standing in the Eva cages, wearing a white 
turtleneck and black sportscoat, surrounded by Ayanamis, Evas, and 
Spears of Longinuses]

Gendo:  Come on down to Wacky Gendo's!  Our prices are INSANE!!!  Our 
merchandise will drive you INSANE!!!  Hell, I'm INSANE!!!!

[Gendo begins to froth at the mouth]

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Eek!!!  They won't stop!

And this one is worse then my Munch all you want one....

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[Fade in to Lina Inverse and Amelia walking through a field, alone]

Amelia:  Lina-san?  Do you ever feel, you know... Not fresh?

Lina:  It's okay, Amelia.  Every woman feels that way sometimes.  Even 
me.  That's why I use Dragon Douche.  Cleans away unwanted odors and 
residue with the power of a Dragon Slave, and yet it's as gentle on your 
body as I am!

Caption:  Dragon Douche.  Cleaning you up, with the power of a Dragon.

[Fade out]

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Hrm....  Need to stop watching TV.....
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To Touch is to Heal.
To Hurt is to Steal.
If you wanna kiss the Sky,
Better learn how to kneel.

On your knees, boy.