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[Fade in on the Misaki home. We see Washu searching through the house. She
goes into the living room and finds Tenchi.]

Washu: [cutely] Tenchi, have you seen my little specimen wander by?

Tenchi: No, Washu. Would you like some help?

Washu: [even cuter] Please!

Tenchi: Okay, why don't you look outside while I search grandfather's shrine?

[They go outside and search. They are not successful. They're sitting on the
porch when Mihoshi arrives]

Washu: Mihoshi, have you seen my specimen?

Mihoshi: Oh, so that's what it is?

Washu: You've sen it? Do you know what happened to it? Where is it?

Mihoshi: Ummmm, I don't know. I was playing with it in the yard when it
suddenly wandered off.

Washu: WHAT?!?!?! Why, oh why, didn't you turn on the pet fence I created to
keep it here?

Mihoshi: Ummmm, we have one?

[The ground quakes and a huge shadow falls over Tenchi, Washu, and Mihoshi.
Tenchi summons the Light Hawk wings.]

Tenchi: Wa-Washu, what is that?

Washu: [To Tenchi, proudly.] My specimen, of course. [To the specimen]All
right, where have you been?

[In response, the specimen drops several souveniers of its travels.]

Washu: Let's see... one Apache attack heilocopter, two subway cars, several
New York City Police Cars. Mihoshi, this is YOUR fault.

[Mihoshi starts to cry as something floats down from the specimen.]

Washu: What's this? [Holds up the object] A "My specimen trashed New York
City and all I got was this lousy t-shirt," t-shirt? Thanks, but I still
have to punish you, Godzilla. No dinner tonight for you. [Godzilla belches]
You already ate, eh? Get back in the lab. [Washu turns the pet fence on.]

Tenchi: That's your specimen?

Washu: [cute] Yup.

Narrator: The Washu Pet Fence(tm)* can handle even the largest pets. Order
yours today. *Note: Washu can not be held responsible in the event the
device fails.

Sorry about breaking one of Lurker's rules, but this idea had been hounding
me for several days now.


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Eric George (s982741@admiral.umsl.edu)
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