Here's another NON-Ranma one! And it's short! ^_^ ~Kasey

All characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi.

[The scene opens to a party, but as you get closer you notice that they're all
aliens. They seem to be dressed well, indicating that they are well-to-do or
royalty. The scene follows Mrs. lnvader (Lum's mother) as she walks through
the party saying nothing. We follow her as platters of seafood pass by.]

V.O.  This week only is Red Lobster's Alaskan King Crab Festival! Enjoy shrimp
platters for only $4.99... Butter basted lobster for $6.99 and our famous
Alaskan King Crab for only $5.99! But hurry! lt'll be over fast!

[Mrs. lnvader looks at an Alaskan King Crab.]

Mrs. lnvader: l love a king with great legs!

[Mr. lnvader sticks out leg and wiggles it at her.]

Mr. lnvader: YOOOOHOOOO!!!!