The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:

Ever read those fics where the author makes up a silly commercial
using anime characters? Well that's what this challenge is about.

Write a silly spamfic starring any anime characters you wish, that
endorses a product. It can be a real product, or a fake product.

The rules:

-Use as many characters as you want, but no more than three can have
dialogue.
-Use any series you want. Cross any series you want.
-No restaurant commercials.
-No gratuitous use of the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
-No gratuitous use of Godzilla.
-Script format is preferable to prose.
-The spamfic should be no longer than it would take to make a 30 to
45 second commercial out of it.

---------------------------------	Okay how about this.

	Scene[We open up to a beach. The waves are gently crashing onto 
the shore line, and a slit breeze is in the air.  Two woman are walking 
down the beach, watching the beautiful sun set]

	"Mom," One of the women who we see is Ranma-chan, looking at the 
older woman beside her.
	"Yes Ranma dear?" She turned a smile to her child, while he did 
have his moments, she was happy to be reuinited him-er, her, after all 
these years.
	"I'm glad we can be alone like this," she began.
	"As am I Ranma, while I do love your father, it is nice to spend 
time together just the two of us." Nodoka smiled, and turned to watch a 
gull dive into the water, only to be eaten by a large fish.  She 
grimiced, was this an omen?
	"Well, ya, you see there was some things I've been meaning to 
ask you," Ranma began, she looked a little nervous. "I didn't want to 
ask anyone else."
	"Ranma I'm your Mother," Nodoka admonished her child.  "There is 
not anything that you can not ask me."
	"Um Okay, Do you ever feel unfresh?"
***************************************
	Yes I am a sick individual.  As if you didn't see this coming. 
						Trom