Okay, everybody else has gotten their number two's in, so I guess 
it's my turn.  I know this is gonna break one of the rules... but I 
don't care. ^_^

The Flashman
(Proud member of The Church Of Tsukino Usagi)
Loyal G-Fan (We can be heroes...)
Saw it, loved it, saved the ticket stub.
www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/3105/
May The Spirit Preserve You!
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(Scene opens to Godzilla doing his usual Tokyo rampage.  He suddenly 
stops and looks down, seeing Sailor Moon standing on a rooftop in 
front of him.)

Moon: Yo!  Gojira!  Can I ask you something?

(Godzilla snarls but takes no action as Sailor Moon pulls a giant 
object out of subspace and throws it up to him.)

Moon: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie 
Pop?

(Pan up to see that Godzilla is holding a giant version of a Tootsie 
Pop.  He blinks, tears off the wrapper, and starts licking.  Sailor 
Moon counts off each lick, but when Godzilla licks it five times...)

SFX: CRUNCH!!!

Moon: HEY!  No fair!  You bit!

(Godzilla roars again, drops the Tootsie Pop stick, turns around and 
goes back to his rampage.)

VO: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of 
a Tootsie Pop?

Moon:(Sighs) The world may never know.

(Cut to a scene of every Anime character imaginable standing behind 
her and all of them moving off to fight the Big G.)