Okay I should be working on my fics, but this thread is just so much 
fun, so here is another one from the sick mind of Trom.  Sorry in 
advance if you don't like it or it upsets your sensitive tastes. 

	A television news report: This just in, some kind of demon has 
appeared in Tokyo center.  Assaulting every female that came within 
reach.  It's huge tentacles, which sprang from his mid- section, 
violated the poor girls, entering all of there bodily orifices.  The 
Army was dispatched but were unable to handle this menace.  The ground 
rumbled, and the demon glanced off to the side.  
	The Sailor Senshi appeared on the scene.  The beautiful and 
leggy Sailor Senshi, with their short skirts and tight bodices.  The 
demon practically salivated at the sight of them, until they launched 
their attacks.
	"Mars Fire, Ignite!"
	"Mercury Bubbles, Blast!"
	"Jupiter Thunder, Crash!"
	"Venus Crescent Beam, Smash!"
	"Moon Tiara, Annihilation!" 
	The demon just shrugged off the attacks as if they were nothing. 
 It then launched it's tentacles at the Senshi.  Grabbing onto their 
arms and legs, so that they couldn't move, he prepared himself for the 
pleasure that would result in this act of violation.  His remaining 
tentacles sped toward the Senshi's prone bodies.
	[CLANG!]
	"Argghh!" The demon screamed in pain and fell to the ground 
clutching it's tentacles to itself.  Tears of pain streamed down his 
face, and he looked at the Senshi in disbelief.
	{We look at the Senshi who are all smiling smugly}
	"When perverted demons threaten our city," Sailor Mercury 
started.
	"We girls know who to go to for protection," Sailor Jupiter 
finished.  The Senshi then lift their fukus up to show the metallic 
gleam, as we see metal chastity belts surrounding their waist.
	"Iron Maiden industries, for the last line of Protection!" 
Sailor Moon proclaimed triumphantly.  
	"We girls will decide when we'll give it up and not before!"  
Sailor Venus proclaimed, the others just grew large sweat drops of the 
back of their heads at that.
	The demon whimpered as it faded from view.