...I just gotta do this one.  I promise it'll be my one and only
contribution to this thread. :)

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[The face of Lime appears on the screen, real close up.  She holds her
hands in front of her, palms up - on them, merrily bounding up and down,
is a small, brown, furry, shapeless... thing.]

ANNOUNCER:  Lime brand Happy Bouncing Food.

[The thing continues to bounce.  It's hypnotic.]

ANNOUNCER:  We don't know what it is.  We don't know where she gets it.

[Lime beams happily at the camera.]

ANNOUNCER:  But she's cute.  Buy some.

[Fade to black.]