I remember reading someplace, while we were on the discussion of 
religion as it pertains to Eva, that Rei doesn't menstruate.  So I just

got this image of Rei, lying naked on a bed, eyes screwed shut in a

mask 

of pain, as she thrusts a dagger into her... womanhood, all the while 
repeating, "I can bleed.  I can bleed.  See?  I'm bleeding there now."

Ite. Iteiteiteiteiteiteite.....

Have you been listening to Cannibal Corpse, perchance?

(Album: 'The Bleeding', home to such classicks as 'Stripped, Raped and
Strangled', 'Force Fed Broken Glass', 'Addicted to Vaginal Skin', 'She
Was Asking For It' and- yes- 'F***ed With A Knife'. A little memento of
my twisted childhood.)

Should we ever meet, You die. Horribly.

The Novocastrian Samurai:
            Is too grossed out by the 'fics he's seen today.