This took me five minutes to write... which is probably blatantly obvious...
but it's answering a question that popped into my head a while ago.  What if
you took a typical Ranma scene, then took away everything except the noises
and the dialogue?  It's really easy to understand if you think about who's
saying what...

Morning
by Kitiara Hashiba

    Morning.
     "Ha! Too slow, boy!"
     "Aw, shut up, old man!"
     *SPLASH*
     "Growf."
     "Who's too slow, now?"
    "Growf!"
    "What the�"
    *SPLASH*
    "Oh, you're in for it, Pops!"
    "Ranma, Uncle Saotome, time for breakfast!"
    "Mmm! Food!"
    *PUNT� SPLASH�*
    "That's was underhanded! And you call yourself a martial artist!"
    *Hiss*
    "Thanks, Kasumi."
    "You're very welcome, Uncle Saotome.  Here's your�"
    *Grab*
    "�food. Oh my."
    "Ah! Ranma! It's been so long! Come here, my pretty!"
    "It's the freak!"
    "Oh my. Hello, Grandfather Happosai."
    "Why, hello, Kasumi. I wonder� have you hung the laundry up yet?"
    "Of course, Grandfather.  It's in the�"
    *zip*
    "�back. Oh my."
    "Morning, Kasumi."
    "Good morning, Akane. Breakfast is on the table."
    "Um� Kasumi? Little help?"
    "Oh my. I'm sorry, Ranma."
    *hiss*
    "Thanks."
    "You're very welcome, Ranma.  Your food is�well� it _was_ on the table."
    "Pop!"
    "Too slow, boy.  Too slow."
    *CRASH*
    "RANMA! PREPARE TO DIE!"
    "Oh my.  Good morning, Ryoga. Will you be joining us for breakfast?"
    "Aw, geez, P-chan, whadda ya want now?"
    "Just who're you calling P-chan!? Wha� hey!"
    *SPLASH*
    "Hey! Where'd Ryoga go?"
    "No where, Akane, he's out back."
    "Stop joking, Ranma.  Only P-chan's out there."
    *CRASH*
    "Nihao!"
    *GLOMP*
    "Uh� hey, Shampoo."
    "RANMA! YOU PERVERT!"
    *SMASH� SPLASH� stomp*
    "Aw, what'd'ya do THAT for?"
    "Take wild guess, Ranma."
    *CRASH*
    "I, Tatewaki Kuno, have come to profess my love!"
    "Um� Kuno-baby, the door?"
    "Be silent, woman!"
    "Why, good morning, Nabiki. Breakfast is on the table."
    "Thanks, Kasumi."
    Morning in Nerima.

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I call it "spamfic in which I was too lazy to write descriptions or who said
what".
Oh, and thanks a bunch to: Gregg Sharp, Gary Kleppe, David Yellope, Azatlan,
SKJAM!, and Harper for responding to my request for fanfic to put on my
webpage (the address is on my sig.). Let's all follow their examples, shall
we?

^_^

~Kitiara (who can't wait for the next issue of Mixxzine)
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Sailor Tenku, Senshi of the Fanged One; Church of Ryoga Deconate;
C.A.S.K.E.T. sect
Member of the Senshi Armada (SHISHI HOUKOUDAN SHOCK WAVE!)
Protector of Chiba Mamoru; Church of Tsukino Usagi Deconate
Demi-Goddess in Training; Member of the Sailor Pluto Fan Club
Member of Codename: Sailor V; Member of the Jupiter Image Defense Force
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