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[scene opens to Jim Raynor sleeping peacefully when an emergency alarm
wakes him up]

Raynor:  What!  What!  I'm up already!  What is it!  [mutters] this
better be good.

Computer:  Incoming message.

Raynor:  All right, patch it through.

[Tassadar's face appears on the viewscreen]

Tassadar:  Raynor, thank Adun I was able to wake you.  We must evacuate
this planet as soon as possible.  Our sensors picked up a ship of
unknown origin approaching the planet at warp speeds.

Raynor:  What is it another Zerg invasion?

Tassadar:  I'm afraid it is much worse than that.  These beings have
ravaged hundreds of star systems, despite the best efforts of the
inhabitants to stop them.  I fear that they are coming here next.

Raynor:  [thinking] What could be worse than the Zerg?  [aloud] it can't
be that bad, can it?

Tassadar:  If only you knew of the terror these two beings have wrought
you would not say that.

Raynor:  Two?  What could they be?

Computer:  Incoming message

Tassadar:  I fear it is too late my friend.  They are here and are even
now preparing to land.

Raynor:  What?  Patch that message through.

[two rather scantilly dressed young women appear on the view screen, one
has short red hair and the other has long dark blue hair]

First Girl:  Hello, we're the Lovely Angel of the 3WA.  We were sent to
investigate reports of a new alien race in this area...

Raynor:  Oh shit.

Anyone who's finished Starcraft want to expand on this one?  ^_^

AJ