Subject: [FFML] "Oscar Toon 6.7" Pt. 2 (Repost)
From: fcasper
Date: 5/26/1998, 5:57 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

				*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*
	  		(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)


(The future isn't what it used to be....)         
                                                                   
"MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 6.7"  (SEASON TWO)

EPISODE 16: OSCAR TOON PT. 2

(A Sailor Moon/Dragon Ball Z/Warner Brothers Oscarfic MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of Megane 6.7

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.  
Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment 
purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or 
trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

Any random mention of certain anime characters, song titles, etc. are 
the property of their respected creators/distributors/etc.  Just covering 
my own ass here folks....

"Sailor Moon" is the property of Naoko Takeuchi and all the 
distributors of her work.
  
"Tiny Toons" and the "Warner Brothers" characters are the property of 
Warner Brothers and all the distributors of their work.

"Dragon Ball" is the property of Akira Toriyama and all the 
distributors of his work

"Oscar Toon" is the property of Oscar and he's welcome to it.  I do not 
intend to offend this person for making fun of his/her work like this but 
I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does.  Think 
of this as another form of C&C.  ;)

Warning:  This fic contains mature content and a pinch of lemon.  If 
you are offended by such material, simply delete it and it's gone.  If 
not, enjoy!


(Door 6: It slides open on both sides..)

(Door 5: It's made of beads. They explode out towards you, and you 
move on..)

(Door 4: It falls toward you, missing your foot by inches.)

(Door 3: It's a castle gate, that rises into the ceiling..) 

(Door 2. It's solid black marble. An Akahn floats from behind you and
touches the door. The door vanishes.)

(Door 1: It splits in four ways, twice.)

(Door .7: A beam of golden light erupts from the floor.  You walk into it.)


        Joel emerged from the light into the theater with Tom in his arms, 
Crow emerging a moment later and following close behind.  Stepping 
over the air grate that prevented Tom from entering the theater on his 
own, Joel placed him down on one of the theater seats and sat next to 
him, Crow sitting on his right.


Joel: To recap: Oscar's been pulled into Loony-Tune Land and he's 
decided to stick around for a while and mess things up....

Crow: Don't forget him putting the moves on Fifi and tormenting poor 
Elmer Fudd....

Tom: (imitating Dark Helmet) Everybody got that!?!


Buster then took the initiative "Yo, pal, who are ya, if Fudd wasn't
so dumb he'd ask what are u doing here"  Oscar grinned "Well BB 


Joel: King?

Tom: Gun?

Crow: Butterfinger?


i really just got here and i'm new but that doesn't mean i don't know 
who all of you are he he"  Buster raised an eyebrow "Like in.."


Tom: (imitating Oscar) Duh, well, you see, i'm writing a really twisted 
self-insertion story about you guys cuz i can do anything i want!  
He he he!  You see Babs over there?  i could make her fall in love with 
me just like that!  Hell, i could kick your ass right now without even 
breaking a sweat if i wanted to....

Crow: (imitating Buster)  *Gulp*  Nevermind....


"Like in, i know what kind of relation you and Babs have, 


Joel: (imitating Oscar) For i know your darkest secret, Buster 
Bunny....You and Babs, *ARE* in fact related!

Crow: (imitating Buster) Nooooooooooo!!!


what Fifi has been craving for years, 


Tom: Her own line of perfume?

Crow: To get a species change into a French poodle?

Joel:  A break into the show business, but not like this...


what kind of loser Plucky is, 


Crow: (imitating Buster) Gee, how long did it take you to figure that 
out, Nostradamus?


and.." Elmer then made a shhh and Oscar spoke softer 


Joel: Who knew Oscar was soft spoken?

Tom: Shouldn't he be carrying a big stick?

Crow: I'll pretend I didn't hear that....


"And i know who yer coach is he he, she's hot isn't she?" 


Crow: (imitating Buster) Oh yeah, she gets my weenie steamin....

Joel: Crow!


Buster blushed and smiled "Err, i guess he he".


Tom: (imitating Buster) My coach is a saint!

Tom: (imitating Oscar) Duh, hey, that's *MY* laugh!  Do it again and 
i'll rip yer limbs off!


Class was over and Fifi immediatelly embraced Oscar tightly, "UGH!" 


Joel: Our sentiments exactly....

Tom: (imitating Fifi) Ze is mine!  All mine!  

Crow: (imitating Fifi) Ze is zhee appalling one, yet I cannot rezist 
heem, no? 


Oscar moaned as he got a lil squeezed by her, 


Tom: I'm getting a *lil* tired of Oscar using shorthand....

Joel: Lil.  The latest in a long line of Oscar-isms....

Crow: You never know what he'll *putted* in next...


Fifi made her infamous love speech, 


Crow: (imitating Fifi) In ze name of la'mour!  I will right wrongs and 
triumph over evil!  But first, I'll zeduce you....  


ignoring that Oscar wanted to do that to her, 


Crow: Frankly, I'd rather hear Usagi's speech over Oscar's anyday....

Tom: (imitating Oscar) Duh, if you'll just shut up for a second, i'll be 
happy to sleep with you!

Joel: Tom....


"Oh ze boy of me dreams.." Fifi said while looking seductivly at him, 


Crow: Actually, we haven't quite determined what gender he is yet....

Tom: (singing) Every night in my dreams....I see you....I feel you....

Crow: And her heart will go on....just like this ridiculous premise....


Oscar grinned and brought Fifi closer to him, 


Joel: (singing) Get a little closer....

Crow: (imitating Mr. B Natural) Move in a little closer friend!!!  Let's 
get acquainted!!!

Tom: You know, I've often wondered if Oscar and Mr. B Natural were 
separated at birth....


she went wide-eyed as Oscar finally gave Fifi her first kiss ever, 


Tom: Where?

Joel: Don't go there, Tom....


Fifi's mind went into overdrive as she feel completely absorved by his 
kiss, 


Crow: Since Fifi had no idea what *absorved* felt like, she decided to 
ignore the alien sensation....

Joel: Uh, Oscar?   Remember *Artemis*?  The love of your life?  
Shouldn't you be trying to get back home to her instead of two-timing 
her with a female skunk?

Tom: Why?  All he has to do is beat the crap out of some fierce street 
dogs to get rid of Fifi's scent....

Joel: Oh yeah.  How stupid of me to forget....


she thought this moment would never come. 


Crow: (imitating James Earl Jones)  It came upon her like a thief in the 
night, and one by one dropped the revelers....and dyed each in the 
despairing posture of her fall....and darkness....and decay....and 
death....held illimitable dominion over all....

Joel: Been playing Tex Murphy again, Crow?


Oscar tought "I can't beleive i've finally made this...." Fifi felt the kiss 
last forever, but Oscar eventually parted from her, 


Joel: (imitating Oscar) Well, that was exciting....NEXT!!!

Tom: I can't believe Oscar finally capitalized an *i*....


Fifi was blushing heavily "Y-You...." 


Crow:  (imitating Fifi) ....peeg! You swine! Nevair keese me again!


she said still bewildered of his actions, everyone else was jaw-dropped, 


Crow: Jaw-dropped?  You mean they facefaulted?

Joel: Yet more Oscar-isms....

Tom: Yeah, but our slang is much *cooler* than his...


Fifi whispered into Oscar's ear "Who are u?" 


Crow: (imitating Oscar whispering) I'm Batman....


Oscar smiled and went to his desk, but then Lola came in. 


All: (singing) Lola!  L-O-L-A Lola!  Lo Lo Lo Lola!


Oscar looked at her, from her slender legs, to her tight waist her well
rounded breasts and her gorgeous face, 


Tom: Well, that settles it.  Oscar has *WAY* too much free time on 
his hands....

Crow: Three words.  Seek.  Professional.  Help.

Joel: Would you say the same thing about robots that lusted after the 
sailor senshi and other well-endowed anime women?

(Crow and Tom look at each other for a moment.)

Crow: No.  

Tom: Why?

Joel: Oh, no reason....


he was wordless 


Crow: Oh, if only that were so....

Tom: We wish....

Joel: An infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of 
typewriters will eventually define all that is Oscar....

Tom: Thank god he isn't Canadian....


but he knew he didn't had a chance at her, and he still wanted to know 
Fifi better. 


Crow: ....in the biblical sense, ifyaknowwhatImean.

Tom: (imitating Oscar) Duh, after what happened to Kuro/Kogi, I've 
learned to handle one love struck girl at a time....


Lola with her basketball in her arms said "Ok class, time for our 
training"


Joel: (imitating Lola) Who's up for a game of Tennis?

Crow: (imitating Oscar) Me! Me!  I'm wearing my *tennis* right now!


Oscar stood up as the whole class followed her into the gym, 


Tom: She walks like a woman and talks like a man....

Crow and Joel: (singing) Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola


Babs wasn't worried for Buster having a crush on, Lola cuz some 
weeks before, Buster told his true feelings to her. But she still 
followed Buster almost everywhere, 


Tom: Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.  It's a mixed up, 
muddled up, shook up world,

Crow and Joel: (singing) Except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.


Fifi was like glued to Oscar and how couldn't she? never did anyone 
treated her like he did a few moments ago.


Joel: What does she expect?  It's a self-insertion story!  She has no free 
will of her own!  


But Oscar was thinking of something else 


Tom: (imitating Homer Simpson) Mmmmmm....Lola.


"What am i gonna do now?", when they all sat in the bench, 


All: TOGGG!!!

Crow: Pull splinters out of their butt?


Oscar and Fifi talked a lil, 


Tom: Thus making small talk.  Thank you!


Fifi then asked "Who are u...please tell me.." 
Oscar looked down and answered 


Crow: (imitating Oscar) I'm Gumby dammit!

Tom: Why is he looking down?  Oh man, is Fifi on her knees 
already?!?  

All: BOO!!!  HISS!!!  BOO!!!


"Well Fifi...I'm Oscar, i'm 14 and i can't 


Tom: ....write a fanfic to save my life.


tell u anything else..sorry" Fifi raised Oscar's face and smiled 


Crow: (imitating Fifi)  I do ze chin tucks too, no?


"Don't worry, i don't need to know much else..." 


Crow: Her hands tell her everything she needs to know....

Joel: Crow....


Oscar smiled and caressed her hair, Fifi closed her eyes and smiled, 


Tom: (imitating Oscar) Good skunky....Nice skunky....

Joel: Fifi *IS* Skunky Brewster!


Oscar a lil worried, thought "Fifi, even if i'm here just for a time, i'll 
make u happy...i promise". 


Joel: Oscar: The Prophet of Unrequited Love.

Crow: (buries his face in his hands) Oh my god....Please say this isn't 
happening....

Tom: (imitating Oscar) Duh, i don't make love to women for *MY* 
own pleasure.  i do it to make *THEM* feel better about themselves....

Crow: I think I'm going to be sick....

All: BOO!!!  HISS!!!  BOO!!!


Lola then stept before them, "Sooo you're new here huh?" she asked 
Oscar, and he replied 


Tom: (imitating Oscar) I asked her her name and in a dark brown 
voice she said, "Lola"

Crow and Joel: (singing) L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola....


"Yes Lola" Lola got surprised, "How does he knows my name?" she 
thought 


Tom: (imitating Lola) And why am I suddenly filled with an 
overwhelming desire to surrender my body to him unconditionally 
even though I've never seen him before and he's kind of creepy 
looking.....

Crow: The evils of self-insertion....

Joel: Maybe she and Oscar are regulars at Cheers....


and then said "Well wanna show me what you got?" 


All: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Oscar winked at Fifi and stood up grinning, he then looked up to her 
and said 


Crow: (imitating Oscar) i'll take you after i take Fifi and not before!


"Sure would...doll" 


All: Oooooooooooooo....

Tom: (imitating Oliver Hardy) Now you've done it!  You've rrrrrrreally 
done it!

Crow: You're playing with death, Oscie...


everyone stopped and turned to Oscar and Lola, with surprised looks 
on their faces, 


Joel: Someone dares challenge the great and powerful Lola?!  
Inconceivable!   


Oscar kept grinning and Lola's eyes ignited with anger 


Crow: Hmmmm....Maybe Oscar isn't the last of the Saiya-jins after 
all....


"Ok lil smart kid lets see what you got". 


Tom: (imitating Lola) Get the lead out, shorty!


Lola bounced the b.ball to the center of the court, 


Joel: Wow, I never knew a bowling ball could bounce like that....


as Oscar strolled in, and stand before her, 


Tom: (imitating announcer) AND NOW, LADIES AND 
GENTLEMEN....LET'S GIVE A WARM HAND TO OUR HOME 
TEAM FOR THIS ONE ON ONE CONTEST....FANFICTION'S 
OWN....OSCAR!!!

All: BOOO!!!  HISS!!!  BOOO!!!


Lola (Whoa check it out 2 names in a row) 


Tom: Whoop-de-shit....

Joel: Tom....


held the B.ball and stared at Oscar's eyes, he wasn't intimidated by 
her. 


Crow: (imitating Oscar) He he he!  Just a few more seconds and i'll 
have her completely under my power....


He wondered if all of his Saiya-Jin powers had been drained tough, if 
they where indeed 


Crow: Maybe the shadow knows....


drained in the toon world, then he didn't stood a chance against her.


Joel: But, since this is a self-insertion fic, he had nothing to worry 
about....

Tom: I can't *stood* grammar errors....


Meanwhile, in a nother part of toon land... 


Tom: The toons were packing their bags and getting the hell out of 
there until the fanfic is over....

Crow: ....Speedy Gonzales was being deported on a traffic violation....

Joel: ....Pinky and the Brain were devising yet another plan to try and 
take over the world....

Crow: ....and Wiley Coyote was tossing back a few cold ones, having 
finally caught the Road Runner by drugging his birdseed with the 
Ebola virus....


The youma woke up, it was somewhat of a basketball creep, with a 
blue and red B.ball, he stood up and said to himself


Tom: (imitating youma) I haven't the slightest idea what that last 
sentence was all about....

Joel (singing): You-ma... Yo-yo-yo-yo-you-ma....


"Oscar...", he checked his radar and couldn't find Oscar in it, as the 
radar only detected Saiya-Jins, not skunks, 


Joel: In Oscar's case, is there really that much of a difference?

Crow: Hey!  Wait a minute!  It's Eva-11's bounty hunter from "The 
Death of Oscar"!

Tom: All right!  Finally a ray of hope for this fanfic!  


the youma frowned and smashed the radar in anger, "I'll find u 
Oscar..." 


Tom and Crow: TERMINATE!!! TERMINATE!!! TERMINATE!!!

Joel: You guys....


he was literally at the other side of the toon world.


Joel: He's over on Don Bluth's side of the fence?

Crow: Oh good.  Maybe he can recruit Dirk the Daring and Space Ace
to help him. 

Tom: Unleash the Infanto Ray!  Defeat the evil Oscar!  The fate of 
Loony Toon land is in your hands!


Back at the Looniversity gym, Buster took the B.ball, as Lola 
prepared herself for her 1 on 1 match, 


Tom: Does that mean she's met her match?

Joel: Save it for the stage, Henny....


Oscar was a lil worried, then, Buster threw the ball upwards. Oscar 
and Lola jumped for the ball and they almost collapsed with each 
other, 


Crow: A foreshadowing of things to come?

Tom: Makes me wonder what *ball* Lola was jumping for....

Joel: Tom....


but Lola won it. Oscar exalted, 


Crow: (imitating Oscar singing)  Glo-o-o-o-ria!

Tom: Hosannas in the Highest!

Joel: Oscar still has no idea what that word means....


and landed on his paws, he turned around, just as Lola landed and 
chuckled at him, she immediately dashed (bouncing the ball of 
course) 


Tom: After all, this ain't Netball....


to Oscar's hoop side, but Oscar made his ZATSUKEN, and stole the 
B.ball outta her hands, 


Crow: Boy, it's a good thing Oscar didn't use a *ZANZOUKEN* or 
Lola would have really been in trouble....

Joel: Geez, if you're going to pretend to be a Saiya-Jin, you could at 
least get the name of the attacks right....

Tom: Meanwhile, the author of this MSTing keeps confusing *marital* 
with *martial*....

Joel: Hush, Tom!  You'll anger the overlord.... 


everyone even Lola was startled to see that he made such a 
quick move, a small blurry image of Oscar was left behind Lola, and 
the real Oscar was RIGHT BEHIND her, 


Joel: Strange....I have a sudden urge to play Ninja Gaiden....


Oscar was reliefed that his Saiya-Jin power/skill/moves etc. weren't 
drained completely, that meant he could do a small Kame-Hame-Ha, 
or a mega jump. 


Tom: But, let's be honest, since it's a self-insertion, he can pretty much
do whatever he wants....

Joel: Except learn to spell....


Oscar knew he shouldn't stay too long in one same spot, 


Crow: ....or the angry villagers would get him.


cuz Lola would steal the ball again, so he ran to Lola's hoop side and 
jumped high above the rim, SLAMMING the ball into the hoop, Fifi then 
thought "Gotta love him" she smiled lightly. Babs had a "Go Oscar" 
Calamity Coyote-like sign, Buster raised an eyebrow, and cleared his 
throat, Babs smiled guilty and hid the sign, with an innocent look, 
and laughing nervously, Buster then tought, "She hasn't changed a 
bit".


Tom: Yes, it's the run-on sentences from hell!


The gym was in silence after Oscar landed on his paws, 


Tom: Because, you see, Oscar gave them a moment of *pause*.  Get it? 

Crow: Heh heh....that's funny....


Lola was still dazzled and couldn't say a thing, 


Joel: Oscar used Erasmus's Razzle Dazzle spell on her?

Tom: So Oscar wants to be a Hero?

Crow: Hope he meets up with a Cheetaur....


Oscar then turned around, he walked to her, his steps echoing, 


Tom: Big gym....

Crow: What?  He's wearing tap shoes now?


till he finally got to her side, "Ummm Lola...?" he asked softly, 


Joel: (imitating Oscar) Duh, Care for some champagne? It tastes just like 
Coca-Cola...


Lola sighed and simply went to the bench, took her bag, zipped it up, 
and slung it over her shoulder, whipping the sweat out of her forehead. 


Tom: Woah!  She's so dominating, even her sweat is pussy-whipped! 

Crow: One dunk shot against her and she's quitting?  Talk about a sore
loser....

Joel: What's she sweating so hard from anyway?  The 60 second B. Ball 
game?


She went out, as everyone stared at Oscar, "What?" he managed. 


Crow: (imitating Buster) Your fly's open.... 

Tom: (imitating Oscar) Duh, what do i look like?!  A second base 
coach?!?

Joel: (imitating Oscar) Duh, Suddenly, *i'm* the jerk!


He then ran to the exit and looked everywhere for Lola, "I didn't think 
she'd take this so hard..." 


Crow: Virgins....You can't live with them....

Tom: Ah, screw em....

Joel: Guys....


he tought feeling like shit. 


Crow: Now that *IS* one subject Oscar's qualified to teach!

Joel: Don't you mean *tech*?  

Tom: Why not? He's already got the smell.... 

Joel: (imitating Oscar) Duh, Next class, i'll tech you how to feel like 
pond scum!   


He walked all around the Looniversity and he was about to give up, 
when he saw her, 


Crow: ....committing seppuku.

Joel: Crow....


alone sitting in a tree with a thoughtful look on her face


Tom: That's strange....

Crow: What?

Tom: Oscar spells *thought* as *tought* and yet he spells *thoughtful* 
without any trouble at all.

Joel: That could have been avoided if Oscar had been more *thoughtful*.

Tom: Little food for tought...I mean, thought....


and with a small flower in her hand, 


Joel: Uh oh!  That flower's going to be taking a dirt nap if Oscar gets
any closer!

Crow: Save your children!  Pollinate now!    

Tom: There's never a swarm around when you need one....  


playing "He/she loves me, she/he loves me not", 


Tom: *IT* might be the best term to use....

Joel: Self-insertion.  Don't play that game....

Crow: Strange....Fifi didn't have any trouble identifying Oscar as ze 
boy of her dreams....

Tom: So Lola has no trouble admitting to herself she might be a lesbian 
or bi-sexual?

Crow: Nah, that might give her character some depth and in an Oscarfic 
that's a strict no-no....


Oscar slowly went to her side and sat at her side, 


Joel: ....sitting there beside her on her side as he rested on his side 
ready to tell his side of the story....

Tom: And then Lola was beside herself....

Crow: Whew!  For a second there, I was afraid he was going to sit *in* 
her side.

Tom: Well, at least he's not into sidehacking....


Lola didn't noticed him until he said "Lola" she then threw  away the 
flower and only heard him, 


Crow: (imitating Lola) HE'S IN MY HEAD!  HE'S IN MY HEAD!!!

Joel: Rest in peace, sweet petunia, and may a thousand marigolds sent 
thee to thy rest....


Oscar bit his lower lip, 


Tom: Oscar's trying to be as *interesting* as Kevin....


"Ummm Lola..", Lola blinked, and replied


Crow: (imitating Lola) Yes, Master?  

Tom: (imitating Oscar)  He He He!   You shall be the next to fall to 
my infinite Self-Insert powers!  He He He!

Crow:(Imitating Lola) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


"Yes...?" Oscar, looked upwards "Are u mad at me..?" 


Tom: (deep voice)  DAMN STRAIGHT!  NOW GIVE ME YOUR 
MONEY!

Joel: Tom....

Crow: Oh, no, she's very grateful you included her in your sick little 
ego trip...

Joel:  Easy, little buddy... 


Lola sighed, "I'm just a little peachy...", 


Joel: Oh, she's one of the Hentai Scouts....

Tom: (imitating Lola) Not only that!  Check out my fuzz!

Crow: If she's a little peachy, does that make Oscar a little fruit....

Joel: Don't say it, Crow....


Oscar got a lil more confidence when she said that, "I didn't mean to 
be like that..." 


Tom: (imitating Oscar) I'm not arrogant!  I'm just written that way!

Joel: (imitating Lola) But aren't you the writer?

Tom: (imitating Oscar) Oh yeah....


Lola smiled lightly, 


Crow: She can light up a room with the best of them....

Joel: She couldn't hold a candle to Nuku Nuku....

Tom: (singing) Smile....though your stomach....is aching....


"It's just that i played my best with you because..." 


Joel: (imitating Lola) ....I survive by crushing the weak and then drink
beer to celebrate!

Crow: (imitating Lola) ....that *doll* crack always pisses me off....

Tom: (imitating Lola) I haven't been playing much since Space Jam....


Oscar continued, 


Crow: Unfortunately....

Tom: It'll have to *be* continued.  We've gotta go!

Joel: Say guys, I got an idea to pass the time....


*	*	*


THE SATELLITE OF LOVE


	As Joel and the bots come out of the theater, a familiar music
intro is heard moments before the trio begin to sing.


(Sung to the tune of the Fugitive Alien Melody)  	


All: This is a song....starring off our parody....
       
       About our favorite herm-aphro-dite....
       
       He tried....to kill us with a fanfic
       
       That was very wrong
       
       Why can't we get along....?

	"You know guys...."  Crow remarked.  "A fanfic like Oscar 
Toon can make you cry....and it can make you cry....but first, it'll make 
you puke your socks up."

	"Boy, you said it, Crow!"  Tom replied.  "There are some 
things in this universe that simply weren't meant to be put together.   
And Oscar simply wasn't meant for this universe.  I'm not sure 
*which* universe he belongs in, but chances are, wherever it is....it 
won't smell too good."

	"But we must not forget that above all...."  Joel added.  "Oscar 
Toon is a story of love, regrets, sorrow, wonder and most of all, 
ego-gratification.  That's why we've written this parody of a song we've 
done before and have shamelessly ripped off....just for you, Oscar.  And 
it goes something....like this...3...2....1...."


(sung to the I Love Ken Melody)   	


Crow: I love Artemis, she is my best friend.

Tom: I love Artemis, she is my best friend. 

Crow: I love Fifi and I *know* she loves me.

Tom: I love Fifi and I *know* she loves me.

Crow: I'm all messed up inside, I want to screw them.

Tom: I'm all messed up inside, I want to screw them.

Crow: I'll change them so that they will all serve me.

Tom: I'll change them so that they will all serve me.

Crow: I love Artemis, she is my best friend.

(Tom now sings the melody for Feres Jaques)

Tom: I want Lola....I want Lola....

(sung at the same time.  Crow the FA melody, Tom the Feres Jaques)

Crow: I love Fifi and I *know* she loves me.

Tom: All for me....All for me....

Crow: I'm all messed up inside, I want to screw them.

Tom: I am the god!  I am the god!

Crow: I'll change them so that they will all serve me.

Tom: He he he!  He he he!

	Joel clapped as the song came to an end.  "All right, guys!  
Well, this is growing tiresome, so what's say we finish this parody off!  
Ready, guys!

	"Take us home, Joel!"  The bots chorused.

	"I would if I could, guys....3....2...1...."


(Sung to the tune of the Fugitive Alien Melody)  	  


All: And that's our song, we hope you somewhat liked it 

          And if you thought it was corny and sad.... 

          Don't try....to kill us with a fanfic          

          All we want is to 

          Put a little smile on you   

          and siiiiiing the Fugitive Alien parody!!!

          "What do you think, sirs?"  Joel asked.

	
*	*	*


DEEP 13

	
	Frank appeared on the viewscreen, dressed as Marilyn Manson.  
"Not bad, Joel.  But now it's *MY* turn to rock!  ONE....TWO....ONE, 
TWO, THREE, FOUR...."

	"DON'T even think about it, Frank."  The voice of Dr. Forrester 
admonished from off-screen, freezing Frank in mid-note.  "Just let go of 
the microphone completely and back away slowly....That's it....Easy 
does it....And while you're at it, send them the next part of the fanfic, 
Frank...."

	"Yes, your high evilness...."  Frank pouted.


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SATELLITE OF LOVE

	
	Suddenly alarms and sirens suddenly rang out.

       	"OHHHH, WE'VE GOT OSCARFIC SIGN!!!"  Joel cried out.


TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 3.....


Two parts down, two to go.  Will Lola be able to escape the evil powers
of Oscar?  Will Fifi's heart be crushed like a package of hot dogs in a 
steam compressor?  And how does the mysterious stranger stalking Oscar
fit into all of this?  Keep reading and find out.  ;)