Um, has anyone written a song quite like this?

This is the fanfic that never ends,
it goes on and on my friend,
everyone who saw it, started reading it not knowing what it was,
Because....(repeat infinitely)

Or something like that?

I would dedicate this someone or something, but I would not want to risk
offending anyone...which I'm not, by the way...

dedicate it to john biles. *WINK* *WINK* Finish the fic =)