Subject: [FFML][Ranma][fanfic]Cousins 3
From: "Sean Murphy" <dragonbard@hotmail.com>
Date: 6/13/1998, 1:08 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

                            COUSINS 3

                       A RANMA 1/2 FANFIC

                               BY

                         THE DRAGONBARD


     This is an Alterverse, so some people may be OOC.  I hope you like 
it.

     While I'm here, I want to yell about one of my pet peevees, no word 
wrap on a web page text file.  Many people just don't notice or care 
that the lines on their text files just go off the side of the page, 
making it a pain in the neck to read.  If you're one of the people doing 
this, would you please fix it!

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                             BEFORE:

     Cologne and Shampoo are visited by a relative of theirs, who it's 
discovered, is actually Ranma's mother, Nodoka.  Ranma's marriage to 
Shampoo is declared null and void, because he is infact an Amazon and 
kin, thus doubly nullifying the law, and Nodoka confronts her family 
about the curses.  After absolving Ranma and Genma of the promise to 
commit seppuku, Nodoka reveals some 'other' promises that Genma made to 
her.

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     I figure that this story is anywhere from two weeks to two months 
after Cousins 2.  Depending on what I decide later, the fight with 
Saffron may have occured in that time, I'll decide later.

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     "Kia!"  The sound of wood on wood, and the cries of martial artists 
in battle rang throughout to Tendo Dojo.  This was not entirely a new 
thing for this place, with Ranma and Genma Saotome's daily practice of 
sparing before breakfast, but anyone watching would have seen, instead 
of the Saotome men practicing outside, it was the Saotome 'women.'  Or 
rather, Nodoka Saotome, and her gender shifting child who were 
practicing.  Every moment, Nodoka lashed out with her bokken, only to 
have it blocked by the one in Ranma-chan's hands, or she would simply 
dodge the blow.  It was easy for anyone with eyes to see that Nodoka was 
on the offensive, with Ranma simple defending.  Finally, at an unseen 
signal from Nodoka, the two backed away from each other, and bowed.
     "That was quite good, Ranma.  Great-grandmother was certainly right 
when she told me how talented you were."  Nodoka said, reaching for a 
nearby towel.  "Your defense is almost prefect, but you definitly need 
to work on your 'offense.'  You never even once came close to hitting 
me."
     Ranma bowed his head to his mother.  "Hai, I'm sorry Mom.  I'll try 
harder."  Nodoka reached out to her child.
     "Don't be sorry Ranma.  I'm astonished that you've gotten as good 
as you have this quickly.  Your defense is almost as good as mine was 
when I was your age, and I had been studying kendo for years.  Within a 
few weeks, I'll be able to really begin teaching you in 'my' families 
martial arts school"
     Ranma's mouth twitched into a grin as he reached for a towel.  
"After fighting with Kuno all these months I've picked up quite a bit."
     "Kuno?"  Nodoka frowned, "Weren't you and Akane complaining about a 
Kuno back when I still thought you were Ranko?"  Ranma nodded.
     "Yeah."  He said.  "Kuno is this crazy kendoist in Nabiki's class 
who had a crush on Akane before I showed up.  No matter how many times 
she told him to go away, he just kept trying to get her to date him."  
Ranma laughed.  "When he found out that we were engaged, he challenged 
me to a fight, and lost.  Since then, no matter how many times I beat 
him, the idiot keeps coming back for more.  He calls me 'The Dread 
Sorcerer Saotome,' cause he can't understand how I can keep beating him 
since he's the 'Blue Thunder.'  Though really, he's more of a Blue 
Blunder.  He thinks I use magic to win and keep him from 'his loves.'"  
Suddenly, realizing what he had just said, Ranma started to dry her face 
off with the towel, hoping that her mother wouldn't ask the next 
question.
     "Ranma, you said loves, since Akane can only be one of them, who is 
the other woman he has a crush on?"  Nodoka asked.
     Ranma muttered something into her towel that Nodoka couldn't hear.
     "What was that Ranma, I didn't catch what you said."  Ranma winced 
at her mothers word, 'catch.'
     "I said, I am."  Ranma said with closed eyes.  "The jerk thinks 
that my two forms are separate people, even though he's seen me change, 
and he's got a crush on me too.  Even though Akane and I keep beating 
him up and telling him to get lost, it doesn't work!"  <Here it comes.>  
Ranma thought.  Nodoka's reaction came, but it was not the one Ranma was 
expecting as she began to laugh.
     "Oh Ranma," She said, tears rolling down her face she was laughing 
so hard.  "My poor son.  You're right, he 'must' be an idiot!"  Nodoka 
continued laughing as Ranma joined in.  After a few moments, Nodoka 
calmed down a bit.
     "I'm going to go get something to drink," Nodoka said.  "Would you 
like anything?"
     "No Mom, I'll just stay here and practice."
     "OK."  Nodoka quickly left the dojo, and stopped, right after the 
door was shut behind her, and listened.  After a few moments, the 
silence within the dojo was broken by the sound of someone practicing.  
Quietly, Nodoka peaked into the dojo, and watched as Ranma went through 
a sword kata.  That in and of itself wasn't surprising, since he had 
said that he would be practicing.  What was surprising was the fact that 
the kata was for a complicated attack technique, and Ranma was doing it 
flawlessly.  Nodoka silently went back to her plan to visit the Tendo 
kitchen.
     Akane was already there, drinking some tea.  "Hi, Auntie Nodoka."  
She said, "How's the training going?"
     "It's going quite well."  Nodoka said, as she fixed herself some 
tea as well.  "Akane, can I ask you something?"
     "Sure."
     "When I was sparring with Ranma, I couldn't touch him at all, at 
least not without puting more effort into the battle, but his attacks 
were no better than they were when we started."  Nodoka looked Akane in 
the eyes.  "I may not practice it, but I do know that one of the 
principle codes of Anything Goes Martial Arts is to master any fighting 
techique you come across, how to turn anything into a weapon.  With the 
level of skill he's shown, he should be able to break the  defense I'm 
using at least once and a while.  Not only that, but I just saw him do 
one of the most complicated attack katas for the sword that I've shown 
him.  And he did it almost perfectly."  She shook her head.  "What's 
going on?"
     "Auntie,"  Akane began, "Ranma has this macho attitude where he 
thinks it's against his honor to hit girls.  Has he told you that?"
     "No," Nodoka frowned.  "He hasn't."
     Akane grew thoughtful for a moment.  Then she frowned and looked 
into her tea.
     "When Ranma first showed up here, I didn't realize that he was a 
guy a first, they had gotten caught in the rain.  I thought that she was 
a girl who seemed alot like me, someone who also likes martial arts."
     Akane took a deep breath.  "I invited her to have a sparing match 
with me.  She was so nervous around us, and I just wanted to be friends.  
We met in the dojo.  No matter how hard, or how fast I was, Ranma just 
dodged my blows like he knew what I was going to do before 'I' did.  We 
kept going until I just decided to quit, I knew when I was overmatched.  
Ranma won, but he never laid a hand on me.  I don't know how he beat 
Shampoo in the Amazon Village, but it was probably the same.  Do you 
understand what I'm getting at?"  Nodoka nodded.
     "Yes."  Just then Ranma walked in with grin and some sauce on his 
face.  Akane saw it, and an aura of blue chi appeared around her.
     "Ranma!  You knew I was cooking dinner tonight!"
     "Cooking, is that what you call it?  Anyway I don't know about you, 
but 'I' want to see tomorrow."
     "RANMA!!!  NNNNOOOOOO!!!!  BAAAAAKKKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"  Mr. Mallet, 
meet Mr. Face.  Goodbye Ranma.  Ranma added a new hole to the roof of 
the Tendo home, while Akane stalked out of the kitchen.  Nodoka stared 
at the spot recently vacated by her airborne son and future 
daughter-in-law.  After a moments pondering, she walked over to the 
phone.
     "Hello, is this the Cat Cafe?  This is Nodoka, may I speak with 
Mousse?  I'll hold."
     "Mousse, this is Mrs. Saotome.  I was wondering if you've ever seen 
Akane use a mallet on Ranma?  Uh-hu.  Well, is it a part of your Hidden 
Weapons School, since she seems to pull it out of nowhere?  It isn't a 
part of your school?  Thank you.  Is Great-grandmother there?  No 
thanks, I'll be over to see her in a bit."
     Pondering the information she had gleemed from her conversation 
with her cousins wishful beau, Nodoka wandered over to another part of 
the Tendo home, where she knew Kasumi would be, cleaning the house.
     "Kasumi?" She called out as she walked upstairs.  Kasumi stepped 
out of the bathroom, drying her hands, with that cheerful grin on her 
face.
     "Yes Auntie Nodoka?  Is there something I can do for you?"
     "I was just wondering, have you ever seen Akane use a mallet on 
Ranma?"
     "Why yes, I have.  You know, it's strange, but he's the only one 
she ever uses it on.  She'll punch people, or maybe hit them with the 
dining room table, but Ranma is the only one she ever uses that hammer 
on, though she does do those things to him too.  Why?"  Kasumi asked.
     "It's nothing,"  Nodoka said with a smile.  "You know, you're 
getting more and more like your mother."  Kasumi blushed.
     "Thank you."
     A few moments later, Nodoka walked into the Cat Cafe, and with a 
quick smile for her cousin, Shampoo, headed straight for the kitchen, 
where she knew her Great-grandmother, Cologne would be.
     "Greetings Great-grandmother."  Nodoka said, bowing.  "I have 
something to ask you about."
     "Yes, my child."  The ancient Amazonian Matriarch spoke.  "When 
Mousse told me you had called, I figured out you were planning on asking 
about the Tendo girls talent with a mallet."
     "Exactly."  Nodoka nodded.  "When I spoke with Mousse, and he told 
me that the technique wasn't a part of his school, I knew that you were 
the only one who might be able to figure out where it came from."  
Cologne motioned for her to sit, and as she accepted the offered seat, 
Cologne began to speak.
     "There have been legends for centuries of a technique, capable of 
creating weapons from a warriors ki.  These weapons were said to be 
almost unstoppable.  With it, a warrior could defeat with ease one who 
was many times more skilled than they.  However, the technique is 
unknown to anyone alive.  Or so I thought!"
     "You mean . . . ?"  Nodoka asked.  Her eyes widening.  After 
speaking with Mousse she had halfway suspected it, but to have her idea 
confirmed was startling.
     "Yes."  Nodded Cologne.  "Our future daughter-in-law is the sole 
possesser of this mighty technique."
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So, how do you like Cousins?  I'll get around to writing part four 
sometime later, after I finish Mother's Gift.  Hope you like it.

>From the Pen of the DragonBard:
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*"There are more things in Heaven and Earth . . .  *
*then are dreampt of in your philosiphy."          *
*Hamlet                                            *
*                                                  *
*"I can summon spirits from the vast deep!"        *
*"So can I, but will they come when you call?"     *
*The Tempest                                       *
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