At 01:04 PM 6/9/98 -0400, Tempest- wrote:
<snip, snip, yeaaiiii!> (That's me snipping the teaser part of the fic, and
getting chased by Godzilla at the same time. Unfortunately, I walk faster
than I run.)
"I theenk I need a bigger box..."

          Cast, In order of Appearance
Mother Brain (Voice) ....................... Alice Krige
Man ........................................ Keanu Reeves
Trooper 1 .................................. Fred Savage
Trooper 2 .................................. Billy Zaine
Houston .................................... Bruce Willis
Samus ...................................... Linda Hamilton

Personally, I think a blonde-version of Sigourney Weaver as Samus would be
much more interesting. And what's one more talking alien with a huge brain,
anyway? (Actually, it'd be funnier if you'd put the Brain from Pinky and
the Brain as the Mother Brain. Remind me to never watch cartoons and work
at the same time...)

NOTES: Nothing serious intended, just thought this would be a fun
joke.  Kinda like a "What If..." type statement that I really don't
ever want to see happen.  Although, after the Godzilla fiasco,
anything is possible...

Especially *after* that Super Mario Brothers Movie Bomb...