'My film rises below vulgarity.'
-Mel Brooks on 'The Producers'

TUYODT!

It was a normal breakfast at the Tendo dojo. Genma and Ranma 
were busily fighting over some food when Ranma knocked
his father out and said to Akane,"Akane! I love you more than
anything else in the world!"
Akane jumped up and clasped Ranma's hands and shouted,"Really?!
Even Miso soup?!"
Ranma shouted,"Yes I love you even more than I love miso soup!"
Nabiki plugged her ears and said,"Can't you two speak in normal 
tones?"
Ranma and Akane yelled,"NO!"
Soun started crying and said,"Oh, joyous day! Now you two can
get married!"
Akane smiled and shouted,"Yes father! But since you were always forcing
us to get married I will have to kill you!"
Akane ripped out her father's heart and threw it on the ground.
With his dying breath Soun said,"I knew I should have done something when
she said her role model was Lizzie Borden."
Genma was about to sneak away, but Ranma killed him by breaking his 
spine with his knee.
Ranma grinned and said,"Now, that I've killed my evil father I will be free
to marry my mother!"
Akane yelled,"WHAT?!"
Ranma shook his head and said,"Sorry, Oedipus complex."
Akane turned to Nabiki and bit off her head.
Ranma asked,"Ozzy Osborne?"
Akane nodded her head and swallowed Nabiki's skull.
Akane looked at Kasumi and said,"Kasumi you're the only one who ever helped
me out!  Won't you please act as the minister for our wedding?"
Kasumi said,"Well-"
Akane interrupted her,"You're against me too! I should have known!"
Akane punched Kasumi in the head killing her instantly.
Suddenly for no apparent reason Ukyo, Shampoo and Kodachi appeared.
Ranma yelled,"I'm sorry, but none of you have any hold on me! Shampoo,
you only want to marry me because of your Amazon law!"
Shampoo said,"Wait, that no true?"
Ranma shouted,"Well, I can't handle the truth so DIE!" With those words 
Ranma punched a hole in Shampoo's stomach. 
As he pulled his fist from Shampoo's stomach he said to Ukyo,"I won't kill
you because you were and always will be my best friend whom I confided all
of my secrets in."
Ukyo blinked and said,"That's not true."
Ranma said,"It isn't? Well, then I guess I can kill you now!"
Ranma took out a tire iron and beat the living hell out of his best friend
in the
whole world. 
Ranma didn't bother saying anything to Kodachi because she was crazy and she
might actually hurt someone. 
"MOUKO TAKABISHA" And with that a huge chi blast was sent towards Kodachi.
All 
that was left of Kodachi were her chunks of her internal organs and globs of
blood.
It sort of looked like what St.Patrick's would be like if people were
throwing blood
and guts instead of confetti.  
Just then Ryouga, Mousse and Kuno appeared for absolutely no reason as well.
Ranma glowered at them with as much contempt as he could muster.
He said,"You are all  monsters who would kill to have things the way you
want them
to be! Such behavior is sickening! Now I will kill you so that Akane and I
can live in our
little world! KAMEHAMEHA!"
As the trio was obliterated by the chi attack they shouted out,"Wrong
series!"
Akane said,"Ranma let's make love right now!"
Ranma agreed and they quickly set to the task of sexual congress.
After her 700th orgasm Akane said to Ranma,"You're the greatest lover in the
whole
world and you have the largest penis I've ever seen!"
Ranma agreed with that statement and went back to pleasing Akane. Now they
were 
finally in a world of their own and the writer decided to stop writing this
crap and watch 
a movie instead. 


Okay, this is really, really, really sloppy, but what did you expect? ^_^
BTW I'm not going to
tell you what the title means. You're going to have to figure that one on
your own.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.