I am joining the self-insertion fic craze.  I am not doing this for my ego, I
am doing this for the fun of it.  Hope you like this sneak peek.

Long

June 21, 1998

      "This can't be happening," a strange young man muttered to himself.
"What ever happened to the phrase, 'I wish?'" he shouted at the sky.  

      Invisible to all but the young man, a purple genie appeared before him.
"I said I'll grant you something you desire.  I did not say you could pick
it."

      "What happened to the, 'I release a genie and he'll grant me three
wishes?' "

      "What ever made you think I was a genie, I'm a dijon."

      *This is not going well,* the young man thought.  "What's the
difference?"

      "I'm evil!"

      Not liking the answer, The young man with black hair and glasses started
to back away from the floating aborition.

      "Do you seriously expect me to kill the man that released me from my
three millennium imprisonment?"

      "Yes," I answered in a meek voice.

      The dijin started to laugh, "I will not kill you.  Rather I would like
to have some fun while granting you one of your heart's desire."

      A bit curious, "That is?"

      "Meeting one of those females in that magic picture box of yours."

      *This is not good," I thought, *I just finished watching 40 straigh
hours of anime.*

To be continued.