On Sat, 27 Jun 1998 14:34:15 +0800, you wrote:

Here's my take.

*Ring*
"Hello?" Akane asked, picking up the phone.
"Who is this?"
"Tendo Akane, who do you want?"
"What kind of movies do you like?"
"Movies? I don't even go out to watch movies as if Ranma would take me out, hmph!
That baka!!"
".....So do you like scary movies?
"No I don't and even if Ranma wanted to take me out, he'd probably take me to one of
those action flicks with lots of martial arts. That thickheaded pervert, he probably
spends all his money on his other fiancees!" Akane said, speaking faster and faster,
"He won't even eat my cooking you know that? I worked so hard to cook for him and he
won't even take a taste of it!"
   "That's because I'm not suicidal!" Ranma shouted from the back of the house.
   "Oh so you're saying my cooking is bad! Is that it!"
   "I rather eat toxic waste!" Akane yelled.
   "Ranma no baka!!" *sounds of a mallet crashing repeatedly with a solid object*
   "Hello?? Hello??....."

Here's another take:


*RING*
Asuka picks up "If you're a boy, I ain't going out with you!"
"Um, do you like scary movies?"
"It's none of your business. And if that's your way of asking me out to the
movies, then you're an idiot! I'm not interested!"
"Um, w-what kind of scary movies do you like?"
"Ones where I will see you die a horrible death! Who the hell is this?"
"It doesn't matter who this is"
"Probably not. You're probably a nobody anyway! If I find out you were the one
that stole my panties, I'll kill you!"
"...."
"I'll hang you upside down from the ceiling by the balls and proceed to proceed
to make tiny cuts in your body with a rusty razor and pour salt in those cuts!"
"......"
"And after that, I put some smelling salts under your nose to wake you up and
then drag your half dead carcass into my backyard where I will tell Shinji to
bury you alive. I want you conscious to see dirt being placed on top of you!"
"......"
"I'll then plant a tree where your grave would be so dogs will urinate all over
the ground above you when they mark their territory! And then-"
*CLICK*
"Anata baka!"


-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong
Author of Ranma's girls, 
The least one can do, and
the 'just won't die' series.
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