On Fri, 26 Jun 1998 22:44:07 -0500 (CDT), you wrote:

*RING!*
"Hello?"
"Who is this?"
"This is Tendou Kasumi.  With whom are you wanting to speak?"
"With you, I suppose."
"Oh, my!"
"What kind of movies do you like?"
"Movies?  I haven't seen any movies in a long time.  There was that nice
one about the baby dear, but it was a bit sad."
"..."
"Is there something else?  I need to start dinner before my family comes
home."
"Do you like scary movies?"
"Oh, no.  They give me nightmares."
"Everyone has nightmares.  What scary movies have you seen?"
"Well... there was one about two men who stopped living with their wives,
if you can believe that!  One of them kept his apartment in such an awful
mess!"
"..."
"I still occasionally wake up from a nightmare, afraid that I'll find my
house looking that way."
"..."
"If that's all, I really must be starting dinner now."
"..."
Kasumi gently placed the receiver back on the base.
"My, what a nice young man."

That was funny ^o^



Here's my version:


*RING*
Ranma, in his female form, picked up the receiver"'ello?"
"Who is this?"
"Ranma Saotome. Who's this?"
"What kinda movies do you like?"
"The ones in the movie theater,"
"Do you like scary movies?"
"Nope. I like movies that have big budgets,"
"I like scary movies"
"So?"
"Have you ever seen the movie Scream?"
"It sucked! Who is this?"
"It doesn't matter,"
"I guess not. Yo, I gotta go,"
"Do stay on the line,"
"You some kinda pervert? Is this Kuno? If you're Happousei, I'm gonna kill you.
How dare you steal my underwear like that!"
"....."
"Eh, you still there? Do you know martial arts? Can you come over? I haven't had
a good fight in a long time,"
"....."
Ranma smirked, "No, I don't wanna switch to Sprint. Why dontcha guys leave me
alone?" I'm gonna have some fun, he thought.
"....."
"Who's on first"
"What?"
"No, he's on second. Who is on first"
"Who?"
"Yes."
"What?"
"He's second"
*Click* Dialtone
Ranma smirked. That was fun.


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