just one of those weird things that occurred to me.
needs someone a LOT more familiar with one of the series
than me to do it.


Oh My Avengelion?

Shinji placed the phone back on the receiver. No one
was answering at this "Misato's" number, just a message
that regular phone service was suspended.

On a feeling, Shinji punched in another set of numbers,
maybe one of the automated systems?

"Hello, you have reached the Rival Relief Office (EOE).
We will send a representitive to assist you."

"Huh? Sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number... 
Hello? Hello?"

What were those noises like explosions?

"Hello?" 

The voice behind him caused Shinji Ikari to wheel about
startled. Where had she come from?

"But you just called me," the young girl smiled. "I am
with the Rival Relief Office. I am here to grant you a
wish."

The sounds of explosions came closer.

"Uhm, it's kinda dangerous here." Shinji watched as
some sort of giant robot started smashing up the UN
fightercraft. He wanted to run but this woman was just
watching quietly without apparent concern.

"Yes, I suppose it would be." She turned back to Shinji
after giving the "robot" a good look. "Oh, permit me to
introduce myself, I am the Avengelion Gabrielle."

"Well, uhm." Shinji shook his head. "I'm waiting for
someone, I'm sorry I can't help you."

Gabrielle laughed. It wasn't a malicious sound at all,
it merely conveyed a pleasant surprise.

"YOU want to help ME? Oh, Creator, just when I've about
given up on the mortal races..." Gabrielle held up a
finger. "Shinji, you can wish for nearly anything. We
don't have the resources of an Ultimate Force, we've got
to make do with the Adequate Force, but that still 
covers a lot of ground."

"Yeah, right. AGGGGHHHH!" Missles lanced down towards
Shinji, having missed the Angel. Something stopped them.

"Now, now, Shinji. I like you. You may be even more
indecisive than that one fellow, whathisname, but I
can perceive the light in your soul- your inner nature.
It wouldn't do to see you die before your wish could
be granted."

"What," Shinji turned, seeing the girl with her arms
outstretched and a shield around both of them. "How..."

"I told you, I'm an Avengelion." She shrugged. "Call me
a goddess if you prefer, or a kami, or an angel. Just
don't confuse me with THAT clumsy oaf. Even though you
ARE kinda cute."

"Wow." Shinji was impressed by the field, by the girl
floating there in midair, by her long slender legs. 
Maybe fascinated would be a better word. "I wish you 
could help me out like this forever..." he breathed as
he watched her school dress billowing out. Then came
the realization of what he had just said. 

"Granted!" Avengelion Gabrielle smiled. "C'mon Shinji,
I wanna kick Sashiel's ass! (but since the wish has 
me HELPING you, you gotta do most of the work...)"


another possible that occurred to me is a Evangelion/Sabre Marionette fusion,
which indicates i've
gotten WAY too damn little sleep and the little dispute
between a truck and my bicycle is hurting way too much.

Ja ne.